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Allusionist 181. Cairns

September 13, 2023 The Allusionist

There's an abiding myth that the landmark dictionaries are the work of one man, in a dusty paper-filled garrett tirelessly working away singlehandedly. But really it took a village: behind every Big Daddy of Lexicography was usually a team of women, keeping the garrett clean, organising the piles of papers, reading through all the citations, doing research, writing definitions, editing, subediting...essentially being lexicographers, without the credit or the pay.

Academic Lindsay Rose Russell, author of Women and Dictionary-Making, talks about the roles of women in lexicography: enabling male lexicographers to get the job done, but also making their own dictionaries, and challenging the very paradigms of dictionaries.

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In episodes Tags etymology, society, culture, words, language, lexicography, lexicon, vocabulary, history, dictionaries, dictionary, Lindsay Rose Russell, women, men, sexism, Merriam-Webster, Noah Webster, Samuel Johnson, James Murray, Jonathon Green, Green’s Dictionary of Slang, work, OED, Oxford English Dictionary, collaboration, wives, daughters, sheds, Ada Murray, Susan Ford, Jessie Craigie, William Craigie, John Florio, Mary Evelyn, John Evelyn, Robert Cawdry, Table Alphabeticall, labour, attribution, citation, hair, Fop Dictionary, feminism, feminists, feminist dictionaries, publishing, books, Gretchen McCulloch, amanuensis, geniculate

Allusionist 93. Gossip

February 6, 2019 The Allusionist
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‘Idle’, ‘trivial’, ‘scurrilous’: the word ‘gossip’ is often accompanied by uncomplimentary adjectives. But don’t dismiss it; from childbirth to Hollywood to political analysis to whisper networks, gossip may be more useful and serious than you realise.

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In episodes Tags words, language, linguistics, education, comedy, entertainment, society & culture, arts, literature, Helen Zaltzman, etymology, lexicography, gossip, women, woman, female, feminine, birth, childbirth, relations, family, godsibb, siblings, Anne Helen Petersen, Elaine Lui, Lainey Lui, Lainey Gossip, celebrities, stars, Hollywood, press, journalism, magazines, tabloids, newspapers, TV, movies, film, whisper network

Allusionist 50: Under the Covers - part I

February 8, 2017 The Allusionist

Escape into the loving embrace of a romance novel - although don't think you'll be able to escape gender politics while you're in there. Bea and Leah Koch, proprietors of the romance-only bookstore The Ripped Bodice, consider the genre; and publisher Lisa Milton scrolls through the 109-year history of the imprint that epitomises romance novels, Mills & Boon.

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In episodes Tags bookshops, feminism, love, bookstores, sex, bodice rippers, The Ripped Bodice, fiction, literary, Fabio, escapism, Lisa Milton, Leah Koch, novels, literature, Mills & Boon, women, erotica, publishers, romance, publishing, Bea Koch, female, romantic, books, relationships
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Allusionist 28: WLTM part I

January 27, 2016 The Allusionist

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Your online dating profile is the latest spin on a 300-year-old tradition of advertising yourself in order to find a spouse, a sexual partner, or someone to take care of your pigs.

Francesca Beauman, author of Shapely Ankle Preferr’d: A History of the Lonely Hearts Ad, digs into lonely hearts ads to see how British society and desires have evolved over the past three centuries.

WARNING: Some of the content is a little saucy, but not, like, swimming in sauce.

READING MATTER:

  • Reviews of hundreds of different dating sites? You got it.

  • I love reading the Blind Dates in the Guardian each Saturday, and The Guyliner’s dissection thereof shortly afterwards.

  • Atlas Obscura tests the Victorian seduction technique of reading aloud.

  • Not so much a lonely heart ad as a curious soul ad, but it resulted in one of the most intriguing books I’ve ever read: The Life Swap by Nancy Weber. Read about it here (NB spoilers).

  • Warlock: offensive term?

  • The transcript of this episode is at theallusionist.org/transcripts/wltm-i.

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extraposition

CREDITS:

  • Find Francesca Beauman at francescabeauman.com and buy her books, including the excellent Shapely Ankle Preferr’d, from your usual book-buying places.

  • This episode was produced by me, Helen Zaltzman.

  • Martin Austwick provided all the music.

  • Matthew Crosby provided his voice.

  • Allusionist listeners provided their dating profiles, for which I am extremely grateful.

  • WLTM you at facebook.com/allusionistshow, twitter.com/allusionistshow and twitter.com/helenzaltzman.

This is a two-parter, and the second half is an absolute belter, so return next week to hear it.

- HZ

In episodes Tags words, language, history, linguistics, communication, internet, technology, online dating, dating, love, sex, marriage, romance, courtship, gender, women, men, Victorians, England, Britain, matrimony, matchmaking, gay, homosexuality, code, private lives, emotions, pigs, lonely hearts, adverts, ads, advertising, feminism, wedlock, warlock, Squarespace, Fallen London, newspapers, press, print, media, deception, fraud, scandal, liberation
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Allusionist 19: Architecting About Dance

September 23, 2015 The Allusionist
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“Talking about music is like dancing about architecture” is a problematic statement: not just because nobody can agree on who came up with it, but because dancing about architecture doesn’t seem particularly far-fetched. Talking about dance, however - that's really difficult. How do you put a wordless form of communication into words?

Audio describer Alice Sanders and choreographer Steven Hoggett take the issue for a twirl.

READING ABOUT DANCE IS LIKE READING ABOUT ARCHITECTURE:

  • If you want to find out more about "[doing a thing] about [a thing] is like [doing a different thing] about [another thing]" adages, take a look here and here.

  • Further werewolf reading-matter: find out about Old English wolf-words; read this plea for feminist werewolves/wifwolves; and this, apparently, is The Problem with Female Werewolves (too hairy for this bikini-waxed world?).

  • You want to learn Labanotation? Don't let me stop you.

  • You want to learn about the Step Up series of films? Don't let me stop you.

  • Steven Hoggett talks more about how he goes about his work, here and here.

  • Here is the transcript of this episode.

RANDOMLY SELECTED WORD FROM THE DICTIONARY:
poetaster

CREDITS:

  • Alice Sanders writes very funny articles and blogs. Find her at twitter.com/wernerspenguin.

  • Steven Hoggett is working on exciting forthcoming projects including the stage adaptation of Disney's Pinocchio, AND the Harry Potter play. You'll have to wait a little while for those; but his Burt Bacharach show, Close To You, is about to open at London's Criterion Theatre. The Curious Incident of the Dog In The Night-Time is on in the UK and on Broadway, and Once seems to be all over the place.

  • The non-speech noises in this episode were:

  1. Allusionist Theme by Martin Austwick

  2. The Nutcracker, Swan Lake and Sleeping Beauty by Tchaikovsky

  3. A snippet of the film version of A Chorus Line

  4. Cinderella by Prokofiev

This episode was produced by me, Helen Zaltzman. Thanks to Eleanor McDowall and Miranda Sawyer.

Dance along to facebook.com/allusionistshow, twitter.com/allusionistshow and twitter.com/helenzaltzman.

- HZ

In episodes Tags words, language, history, gender, sexism, werewolf, werewolves, man, female, woman, women, sexist, dance, dancing, Step Up, Alice Sanders, Steven Hoggett, choreography, movement, Labanotation, stage, theatre, theater, performance, actors, dancers, film, movies, TV, television, entertainment, non-verbal communication, wordless, Old English, A Chorus Line, ballet, classical ballet, repetiteurs, choreographers, books, literature, documentation, musicality, person, Latin, audio description
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Allusionist 15: Step Away

July 29, 2015 The Allusionist
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'Step-', as in stepparents or stepchildren, originated in grief. Family structures have evolved, but are stepmothers now so tainted by fairytale associations with the word 'wicked' that we need new terminology? Lore's Aaron Mahnke stops by to describe the lovelessness, literary tropes and life expectancy around 'step-'.

ADDITIONAL READING:

  • Diagnose yourself with novercaphobia, if you must.

  • But according to Neil Gaiman, in early versions of many of the Brothers Grimm's fairy tales, the evil stepmothers were actually evil bilogical mothers...

  • Here's information about the study Aaron mentioned about 'The Cinderella Effect' upon stepchild mortality; there are some curious findings.

  • Read about the ancient prototypes for Cinderella, and then some analysis of some of the newer spins on the tale.

  • Or perhaps you'd prefer an annotated version of Hansel and Gretel, plus a load of different illustrators' takes on it.

  • Have you seen the film Wicked Stepmother? No, nor have I. It is distinguished by being Bette Davis's final film, and seems to average around two stars out of five from what I've read about it.

  • The transcript of this episode is here.

On Tuesday 4th August 2015 at 8pm UK time, 3pm ET, 12pm PT, I'll be doing a live discussion about this episode at spoken.am. Please come along to tell me what you think, divulge about your own steprelatives, and to ask me anything about the show.

Go to spoken.am to request your invite* and I'll see you there, yes? (Or you can catch up afterwards, if you must.)

UPDATE: Now that we are living in the post-live chat era, you can catch up at spoken.am/allusionist/step-away

*My school English teacher used to HATE people using 'invite' as a noun. I feel both guilty and slyly delighted to have done so just now.

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emolument

CREDITS:

  • Aaron Mahnke hosts Lore podcast, about scary stories and folklore. Visit lorepodcast.com, and find more of Aaron's work including his books at aaronmahnke.com.

  • Big sloppy thanks are served to all the listeners who answered my plea and kindly contributed their thoughts about step-terms.

  • This episode was produced by me, Helen Zaltzman. All the music is by Martin Austwick. Hear and/or download more - WITH LYRICS! - at thesoundoftheladies.bandcamp.com.

  • Say hello to me at facebook.com/allusionistshow, twitter.com/allusionistshow and twitter.com/helenzaltzman.

Back in a fortnight. Don't let anyone turn you into a pumpkin in the meantime.

- HZ

In episodes Tags Cinderella, literature, Lore, stories, evil, stepfathers, folklore, pilot, history, grief, Romans, stepmothers, novercaphobia, fiction, Hansel and Gretel, children, etymology, fairy tales, Germany, words, death, families, relationships, language, linguistics, bereavement, marriage, Grimm, parents, stepchildren, orphans, widows, Aaron Mahnke, widowers, Disney, women, step-, step, fathers, mothers, childhood, family
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Allusionist 4: Detonating the C-Bomb

February 11, 2015 The Allusionist

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WARNING: this episode is full of FOUL PROFANE LANGUAGE. I suggest you don't listen to it through loudspeakers at a christening.

Today I'm trying to figure out why 'cunt' is considered to be a ruder swear word than others like 'twat' which mean the same thing, or male equivalents like 'dick' and 'knob'. A few hundred years ago, cunt was sufficiently not-rude that there were streets named Gropecunt Lane in most of Britain's major market towns; yet now, it is top tier of the hierarchy of offensiveness. But maybe in another few hundred years, it will have been supplanted by 'swear word' or 'Jeff'. Find out why: listen now via iTunes, miscellaneous podcast directories, or RSS.

SUPPLEMENTARY ENTERTAINMENT:

  • If you enjoyed hearing about Gropecunt Lane, then I'm sure you'll like the triumphant tale of Tickle Cock Bridge.

  • There's a very interesting discussion of 'bloody' and other religious swear words on episode 44 of the brilliant podcast No Such Thing As A Fish.

  • Study TS Eliot's poem 'The Triumph of Bullshit'.

  • See Eve Ensler perform The Vagina Monologues.

  • Worried about whether to spell bellend 'bellend', 'bell-end' or 'bell end'? The editor of the Sunday Sport has the definitive answer.

RANDOMLY SELECTED WORD OF THE DAY:
maskinonge

Share your thoughts with me at facebook.com/allusionistshow and twitter.com/allusionistshow.

- HZ

CREDITS

  • Presented and produced by Helen Zaltzman.

  • Leon Wilson helms such bawdy television shows as Celebrity Juice.

  • Jane Garvey uses only the most fragrant language when she presents Woman's Hour on BBC Radio 4. Her range of cockwipes will be in stores soon.

  • Thanks to all the people who contributed their rudest swear word, including the good people of Maximum Fun, but especially Tom Jenkinson's mum.

In episodes Tags language, etymology, words, bullshit, fuck, cunt, profanity, swear words, swearing, obscenities, TS Eliot, Wyndham Lewis, Ezra Pound, television, TV, Celebrity Juice, twat, Jane Garvey, Leon Wilson, ITV, cockwipes, cock, euphemisms, genitalia, motherfucker, offense, offensive language, naughty words, EXPLICIT, The Triumph of Bullshit, Blast, women, genitals, misogyny, feminine hygiene, place names, street names, Gropecunt Lane, sex, bodies, bodily, body, religion, God, Jeff, testicles, balls, bollocks, knob
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Allusionist 2: Bosom Holder

January 14, 2015 The Allusionist

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Today, we learn how 'bra' went from meaning a piece of French armour to something sold at Victoria's Secret.

Bra expert Lori Smith gives us a peek beneath the blouses of yore, from bra-boning to bra-burning.

Here's the first recorded appearance of the word 'brassiere', in Vogue from 23rd May 1907:

Fancy making your own hankie bra, a la Mary Phelps Jacobs? Here's the pattern. Or the blueprints for a power station, I'm not sure.

Here's an instructional video to help you:

Nope, not a clue.

Additional reading:

  • They discovered a medieval bra, AKA 'breastbags'.

  • Here's an interesting potted history of the bra, and here's a brief history of knickers that includes an illustration of a woman relieving herself into what looks like a gravyboat.

  • Mary Phelps Jacobs changed her name to Caresse Crosby and went on to have an intriguing, turbulent life - patenting the first brassiere was certainly not the pinnacle of her achievements.

RANDOMLY SELECTED WORD FROM THE DICTIONARY:
limnology

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CREDITS

  • Presented and produced by Helen Zaltzman.

  • Bra master Lori Smith blogs at rarelywearslipstick.com and tweets at @lipsticklori.

  • Thanks to Amber Butchart and Greg Jenner.

MUSIC

  • 'Allusionist Theme' - Martin Austwick

  • 'Underwear' - Magnetic Fields

  • 'Underneath Your Clothes' [Instrumental] - Shakira

  • 'Underwear' - Pulp

- HZ

In episodes Tags etymology, women, feminism, corsets, corsetry, underpants, bras, knickers, undergarments, Mary Phelps Jacobs, brassiere, bra, bra-burning
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Allusionist 230. Draculae part 4: Transformation
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This is the second episode of the Draculae miniseries, about a literary mystery which came to me via a meme: “Someone translated Dracula into Icelandic, and it took over 100 years for anyone to point out he just made a fanfic rewrite of what he wanted the story to be.”

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