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Allusionist 16: Word Play

August 12, 2015 The Allusionist
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Words are all over the place. So how do you turn them into fun games? Here to show the way is Leslie Scott, founder of Oxford Games and inventor of more than forty games - including word games such as Ex Libris, Anagram and Flummoxed, and the non-word game Jenga.

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In episodes, Word Play Tags meat, game, games, hunting, Latin, French, Old French, 1066, Normans, Norman Invasion, history, fun, bluffing, Ex Libris, Flummoxed, play, cars, boredom, passing time, words, phrases, language, Oxford Games, Leslie Scott, imagineer, Scrabble, New York Times, scoring, letters, Viagra, products, product names, names, Swahili, Boggle, statistics, books, novels, etymology, Anagram, travel, journeys, alleviating boredom, naming, word play
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Allusionist 15: Step Away

July 29, 2015 The Allusionist
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'Step-', as in stepparents or stepchildren, originated in grief. Family structures have evolved, but are stepmothers now so tainted by fairytale associations with the word 'wicked' that we need new terminology? Lore's Aaron Mahnke stops by to describe the lovelessness, literary tropes and life expectancy around 'step-'.

ADDITIONAL READING:

  • Diagnose yourself with novercaphobia, if you must.

  • But according to Neil Gaiman, in early versions of many of the Brothers Grimm's fairy tales, the evil stepmothers were actually evil bilogical mothers...

  • Here's information about the study Aaron mentioned about 'The Cinderella Effect' upon stepchild mortality; there are some curious findings.

  • Read about the ancient prototypes for Cinderella, and then some analysis of some of the newer spins on the tale.

  • Or perhaps you'd prefer an annotated version of Hansel and Gretel, plus a load of different illustrators' takes on it.

  • Have you seen the film Wicked Stepmother? No, nor have I. It is distinguished by being Bette Davis's final film, and seems to average around two stars out of five from what I've read about it.

  • The transcript of this episode is here.

On Tuesday 4th August 2015 at 8pm UK time, 3pm ET, 12pm PT, I'll be doing a live discussion about this episode at spoken.am. Please come along to tell me what you think, divulge about your own steprelatives, and to ask me anything about the show.

Go to spoken.am to request your invite* and I'll see you there, yes? (Or you can catch up afterwards, if you must.)

UPDATE: Now that we are living in the post-live chat era, you can catch up at spoken.am/allusionist/step-away

*My school English teacher used to HATE people using 'invite' as a noun. I feel both guilty and slyly delighted to have done so just now.

RANDOMLY SELECTED WORD FROM THE DICTIONARY:
emolument

CREDITS:

  • Aaron Mahnke hosts Lore podcast, about scary stories and folklore. Visit lorepodcast.com, and find more of Aaron's work including his books at aaronmahnke.com.

  • Big sloppy thanks are served to all the listeners who answered my plea and kindly contributed their thoughts about step-terms.

  • This episode was produced by me, Helen Zaltzman. All the music is by Martin Austwick. Hear and/or download more - WITH LYRICS! - at thesoundoftheladies.bandcamp.com.

  • Say hello to me at facebook.com/allusionistshow, twitter.com/allusionistshow and twitter.com/helenzaltzman.

Back in a fortnight. Don't let anyone turn you into a pumpkin in the meantime.

- HZ

In episodes Tags Cinderella, literature, Lore, stories, evil, stepfathers, folklore, pilot, history, grief, Romans, stepmothers, novercaphobia, fiction, Hansel and Gretel, children, etymology, fairy tales, Germany, words, death, families, relationships, language, linguistics, bereavement, marriage, Grimm, parents, stepchildren, orphans, widows, Aaron Mahnke, widowers, Disney, women, step-, step, fathers, mothers, childhood, family
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the sound of silence

July 15, 2015 The Allusionist

Apologies!

I'm on holiday* this week, and my internet access is too weak to sort out the episode. It is galling. Look - I'd even brought along my smallest dictionary (smaller than a credit card!) to do the MailChimp word of the day:

Whatever happened to all the Fancy Goods dealers?

Whatever happened to all the Fancy Goods dealers?

So I've decided just to enjoy my holiday, and you enjoy the respite from my voice. Or, if you'd rather not do the latter, there are 318 episodes of my other podcast, Answer Me This, which you could just about polish off before the next Allusionist episode appears on 29th July.

Ugh, just look at this hellhole.

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*translation for readers in the US: 'vacation'.

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Allusionist 14: Behave

July 1, 2015 The Allusionist
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Sometimes words can become your worst enemy. Clinical psychologist and cognitive behavioural therapist Dr Jane Gregory tells how to defuse their power.

NB: Today's show concerns mental health, and the discussion nudges some topics which may not be comfortable for everybody. So if you have concerns, please sit this episode out, and return in two weeks for the next one.

ADDITIONAL READING:

  • When Jane has time around working with her patients, she writes very interesting pieces about CBT at cognitivebehaveyourself.com.

  • Here's a summary of CBT from the Royal College of Psychiatrists.

  • Have any of you played a mental health-themed game like Hellblade? How was it?

  • Philippa Perry's psychotherapy comic book Couch Fiction is rather wonderful. Read this interview with her then buy a copy from your local bookshop because I can't bring myself to link to Amazon.

  • Read a brief history of tennis AKA 'sphairistike'.

  • Here's a load of tennis etymology.

  • The transcript of this episode is here.

RANDOMLY SELECTED WORD FROM THE DICTIONARY:
virga

CREDITS:

  • Dr Jane Gregory is a clinical psychologist working in the NHS and her own private practice. Find her at cognitivebehaveyourself.com and @CBYourself

  • This episode was produced by me, Helen Zaltzman. All the music is by Martin Austwick. Hear and/or download more at thesoundoftheladies.bandcamp.com.

  • Say hello to me at facebook.com/allusionistshow, twitter.com/allusionistshow and twitter.com/helenzaltzman.

I'll be back in a fortnight with a new episode. If you like this show, do tell someone about it. Not in a creepy pyramid scheme way; play it cool.

- HZ

In episodes Tags words, language, linguistics, therapy, CBT, cognitive behavioural therapy, psychotherapy, psychology, tennis, Wimbledon, sport, etymology, Ancient Greek, Old French, ball skills, defusion, sphairistike, lawn tennis, real tennis, Walter C. Wingfield, mental health, anxiety, OCD, Jane Gregory
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PortmantNO

July 1, 2015 The Allusionist

In the Brunch episode of the Allusionist, we got into portmanteau words, good (spork) and bad (you're on The List, cronut).

I asked the good people at facebook.com/allusionistshow to supply their most loathed portmanteau words, and, as my Animoto challenge for this week, I have compiled them into the following video, PortmantNO.


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Allusionist 13: Mixed Emojions

June 17, 2015 The Allusionist
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Emoji allow communication without words. Could emoji be the universal language of the 21st century? Matt Gray and Tom Scott, founders of the emoji-only messaging platform emoj.li, talk through the pitfalls; and History Today's Dr Kate Wiles finds the 500- and 5,000-year-old precedents for emoji.

CONTENT WARNING: this episode contains one category B swear word, plus references to penises growing on trees.

ADDITIONAL READING:

  • There is a transcript of this episode here.

  • Keep up to date with all matters emojional at Emojipedia.

  • Learn more about cuneiform and poor old St Audrey.

  • Read the Luttrell Psalter. Or Emoji Dick, if you must. (Try before you buy.)

  • It should have been a portent of Things To Come that at age six, my favourite of the Just So Stories was the one about the alphabet being invented. It's Rudyard Kipling's own spin on cuneiform, pretty much.

  • Why the interrobang never really took off. It's the "That's so fetch!" of punctuation.

  • Your summer beach read: Unicode.

  • The more medieval marginalia you find, the better they get. Here are some choice cuts, and there are many more at Got Medieval; read Kate Wiles herself on the topic; read an explanation as to why so many involve knights fighting snails; or if you can't be bothered to read, just watch the video I made for you:

RANDOMLY SELECTED WORD FROM THE DICTIONARY:
kloof

CREDITS:

  • Dr Kate Wiles is contributing editor at History Today and appears on their podcast.

  • Matt Gray and Tom Scott brought the emoji-only messenger Emoj.li to life and now they're putting it to death.

  • All the music in this episode is by Martin Austwick. Hear and/or download more at thesoundoftheladies.bandcamp.com.

  • This episode was produced by me, Helen Zaltzman. Thanks very much to the Soho Theatre in London for letting me record there.

  • Find me at facebook.com/allusionistshow, twitter.com/allusionistshow and twitter.com/helenzaltzman.

- HZ

In episodes Tags words, language, emoji, Japanese, Japan, mobile phones, smartphones, Unicode, Unicode Consortium, ideograms, pictographs, Emoj.li, Kate Wiles, history, communication, Squarespace, Animoto, Yo, social media, social networks, St Audrey, saints, Roman alphabet, alphabet, letters, characters, penises, poo, marginalia, nuns, manuscripts, medieval, scribes, Kirsten Dunst, Arabic, linguistics, syntax, semantics
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Allusionist 12: Pride

June 3, 2015 The Allusionist
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"The poison is shame. The antidote is pride."

It’s June; the President of the USA has officially designated it LGBT Pride Month, and there’ll be Pride events around the world.

Activist and the publisher of Homosexuals Intransigent Craig Schoonmaker recounts how the word ‘pride’ was chosen, which eventually came to be the banner word for demonstrations and celebrations of LGBT rights and culture.

ADDITIONAL READING:

  • In the episode I contemplate the history of the word 'lesbian', and if you're also interested to know how 'gay' evolved from 'colourful' or 'cheerful' to its present meaning, read about it here and here.

  • For background on the Stonewall riots whence arose the Pride movement, listen to this short oral history on Witness by the BBC World Service. I haven't seen the Stonewall Uprising documentary, but the transcript is interesting.

  • Craig Schoonmaker mentions the Mattachine Society, one of the first gay rights organisations in the USA. Here's a short history; this was its mission statement (from probably the mid-1960s), and here's what the FBI thought of it.

  • Fred Sergeant remembers the first Pride march.

  • Barack Obama officially proclaims June 2015 to be Pride Month.

  • There is a movement called Gay Shame, founded in 1998 as a protest against/alternative to what they saw as the overcommercialisation and conservatism of Gay Pride. Read about them here.

  • There is a transcript of this episode here.

CREDITS:

  • L. Craig Schoonmaker has several websites, including Mr Gay Pride, featuring articles and materials going all the way back to 1969; the Mr Gay Pride blog is also very interesting. He also runs a photo journal about Newark, NJ, as well as a version making the case for phonetic (fonetik?) spelling of English.

  • This episode was produced by me and Eleanor McDowall of Falling Tree, with help from Peregrine Andrews.

  • All the music in this episode is by Martin Austwick. Hear and/or download more at thesoundoftheladies.bandcamp.com.

  • Find me at facebook.com/allusionistshow, twitter.com/allusionistshow and twitter.com/helenzaltzman.

RANDOMLY SELECTED WORD FROM THE DICTIONARY:
congeries

There'll be a new episode in a fortnight. Meantime, I'll be dispensing podcasting advice in California with Roman Mars and Colin Anderson: check here for details of the events.

- HZ

In episodes Tags words, language, linguistics, history, pride, Gay Pride, gay, homosexuality, LGBT, Stonewall, demonstrations, oppression, lesbian rule, Aristotle, civil rights, Quakers, Animoto, Christopher Street, Stonewall Riots, New York City, Mayor Lindsay, queerness, queer history, queer, LGBTQIA+, LGBTQIA
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Allusionist 11: Brunchtime

May 20, 2015 The Allusionist
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Brunch. What does it actually mean?

Yeah yeah, it's breakfast + lunch, but in function or in form? And what does it have to do with Lewis Carroll?

I chewed this over during brunch with Dan Pashman, host of the food podcast The Sporkful and author of Eat More Better. Fall down the rabbit hole of brunch semantics with us.

SIDE ORDERS:

  • Here is the transcript of this episode.

  • Want to know some more about the Rise of Brunch? Here you go.

  • The origins of the name of the classic brunch dish Eggs Benedict are as clear as Hollandaise.

  • Here's more about Lewis Carroll and his portmanteaus, and in case you're really hungry for arguments about semantics, here's Alice conversation with Humpty Dumpty in Through the Looking Glass.

  • In several languages, oranges are called variations of 'Portugal'.

  • Have any of you read Brunch: A History? I'm intrigued.

  • A lot of people seem to really hate brunch. Portlandia's 'Brunch Village' episode was fiction though, right?

RANDOMLY SELECTED WORD FROM THE DICTIONARY:
extrados

Next episode will appear in a fortnight. Don't stay awake the whole time until then just to game the word 'breakfast'. You'll only be spiting yourself.

- HZ

CREDITS

  • This episode was produced by Anne Saini, Dan Pashman and me, and recorded at the Square Diner on Leonard St, NYC. They were very sporting about it.

  • Hear Dan Pashman on WNYC's The Sporkful every week - thesporkful.com - and read his very funny and useful book Eat More Better. He is @TheSporkful on Twitter.

  • As well as producing The Sporkful, Anne Saini has her own podcast, Mother. She is @CitySpoonful on Twitter.

  • You can hear more of my conversation with Dan on this episode of The Sporkful. If you think he was going down some terrifying paths of logic about breakfast, wait till you hear his theories about fizzy water!

  • All* the music in this episode is by Martin Austwick. Hear and/or download more at thesoundoftheladies.bandcamp.com.
    * Aside from the songs playing in the background at the diner. I can make out 'Alone' by Heart and Maroon 5's 'Moves Like Jagger'. Shurrup, Maroon 5!

  • Find me at facebook.com/allusionistshow, twitter.com/allusionistshow and twitter.com/helenzaltzman.

Me and Dan in the Square Diner, post-porklift.

Me and Dan in the Square Diner, post-porklift.

In episodes Tags words, language, etymology, linguistics, orange, oranges, Sanskrit, French, Lewis Carroll, Alice Through the Looking Glass, portmanteau terms, portmanteaux, Dan Pashman, Sporkful, cronut, Guy Beringer, extrados, intrados, Jabberwocky, food, meals
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Allusionist 10: Election Lexicon

May 6, 2015 The Allusionist
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On the eve of the 2015 General Election in the UK, join me for a jaunt through the etymology of election-related words.

Find out why casting a vote should be more like basketball, how debating could descend into fisticuffs, and why polling is hairy.

FURTHER READING:

  • Producer Matt and I went out in a high wind with a megaphone to record at the place for shouting about politics through a megaphone: Speakers' Corner in Hyde Park. Here's a brief history of Speakers' Corner, where people have been blowing high wind through megaphones for more than a century.

  • For those who insist upon continuing to do their campaigning indoors, here's a potted history of lobbying in the US.

  • I only briefly mentioned the origins of the Tories' name: it has a very knotty history. Read more about that here.

  • Swingometer fans! Thanks to the BBC, here're some archive videos and pictures of swingometers through history.

  • Here is the transcript of this episode.

RANDOMLY SELECTED WORD FROM THE DICTIONARY:
pismire

See you in a fortnight, unless etymologocracy wins the day and I'm too drunk on power to make this show.

- HZ

CREDITS

  • This episode was produced by me, Helen Zaltzman, with megaphone assitance from Matt Hill. Matt tweets as @virtualmatthill and makes numerous podcasts and apps, including Spark London and the Media Podcast. Find more of his work at rethinkdaily.co.uk.

  • All the music is by Martin Austwick. Hear more of it at http://thesoundoftheladies.bandcamp.com/.

  • Find me at facebook.com/allusionistshow, twitter.com/allusionistshow and twitter.com/helenzaltzman.


So goddamn windy that day. The campaign trail is more challenging than I had expected.

In episodes Tags words, language, etymology, politics, elections, General Election, history, Tories, Tory, Conservatives, party, parties, Conservative Party, British, government, lobby, lobbying, The Tasting Room, French, Old French, Proto-Indo-European, democracy, poll, voting, ballot, balls, polling, Middle English, hair, etymologocracy, pismire
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Allusionist 9: The Space Between

April 22, 2015 The Allusionist
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I know this is a show about words, but forget the words for a moment; look at the spaces between the words. 

Without the spaces, the words would be nigh incomprehensible. And yet, they're a relatively recent linguistic innovation.

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Allusionist 231. Lingthusionist
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“Linguistics and language is such a good mechanism for being curious,” says Lauren Gawne, linguistics prof, author of the book Gesture, and cohost of the podcast Lingthusiasm. I'm in vacation mode (although not on actual vacation alas), so today's episode is a fun chat with our nice pal about making language podcasts, the firey digestive punishments for linguistics researchers, working in reality television, and cute tame nouns versus scary intimidating verbs.

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Allusionist 230. Draculae part 4: Transformation
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Allusionist 229. Draculae part 3: Hunting Down the Count
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Many mysteries accompany the revelations that Powers of Darkness, the Icelandic and Swedish versions of Dracula, are not direct translations of Bram Stoker's original, but stories that significantly differ in character names, plot and runtime. Like: did Bram Stoker write it himself, to publish some raunchy content that British censors would forbid? Was Powers of Darkness based on his early drafts? And did he really not copyright Dracula in the USA was that a deliberate ruse? Welllll... brace yourself for ole thrill-destroyer Zaltzman to pop your balloons of excitement.

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Happy World Dracula Day to all who celebrate!

This is the second episode of the Draculae miniseries, about a literary mystery which came to me via a meme: “Someone translated Dracula into Icelandic, and it took over 100 years for anyone to point out he just made a fanfic rewrite of what he wanted the story to be.”

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Before listening to this, check out the first episode of the Draculae miniseries explaining the three versions of Dracula: Dracula published by Bram Stoker in 1897; the Icelandic version Makt Myrkranna by newspaper editor Valdimar Ásmundsson, serialised in his newspaper Fyallkonan in 1900-1901; and the Swedish version Mörkrets makter by an author known only as A—e, and serialised in a couple of Swedish newspapers 1899-1900.

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