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Allusionist 102. New Rules

July 13, 2019 The Allusionist
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I don’t know exactly when or where, but at some point in the past few years, I stopped putting punctuation at the end of sentences. Why? The internet made me do it

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In episodes Tags words, language, linguistics, education, comedy, entertainment, society & culture, arts, literature, Helen Zaltzman, etymology, lexicon, vocabulary, emoji, emojis, capitals, all caps, lower case, upper case, internet, website, social media, online, Gretchen McCulloch, etiquette, netiquette, capital letters, full stops, periods, gestures, body language, gifs, tone, punctuation, computation, autocorrect, conversation, informal, formal, emphasis, style guides, rules, -ize, -ise, Britishisms, Americanisms, manners

Allusionist 25: Toki Pona

November 18, 2015 The Allusionist

There's a language which is said to be the smallest language in the world. It has around 123 words, five vowels, nine consonants, and apparently you can become fluent in it with around 30 hours' study. It was invented by linguist Sonja Lang in 2001,

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There’s a language which is said to be the smallest language in the world. It has around 123 words, five vowels, nine consonants, and apparently you can become fluent in it with around 30 hours’ study. It was invented by linguist Sonja Lang in 2001, and it’s called Toki Pona.

And Nate DiMeo, from the Memory Palace, decided we should learn it together.

FURTHER READING:

  • tokipona.org is your first stop for Toki Pona information, such as Sonja Lang's book and the Facebook group.

  • This is the article that first piqued Nate's and my interest in Toki Pona. I also enjoyed reading about this two-day Toki Pona learning binge.

  • A Finnish psychiatrist experimented with getting his patients to record their thoughts in Toki Pona every day.

  • Hey, linguistic size queens: here's a piece comparing number of words in different languages, and here are some stats for you.

  • I need to read In the Land of Invented Languages by Arika Okrent, who appeared in this early episode of 99% Invisible about Esperanto.

  • There are a lot more invented languages; here are a few mentioned in this episode: KÄ“len, Ithkuil, Blissymbols, Lojban, Klingon, Elvish, Na'vi...

  • Here's the transcript of this episode.

RANDOMLY SELECTED WORD FROM THE DICTIONARY:
kobold

CREDITS:

  • Nate DiMeo makes the beautiful podcast The Memory Palace thememorypalace.us.

  • This episode was produced by me, Helen Zaltzman. Thanks to Eleanor McDowall.

  • Martin Austwick provided all the music apart from the instrumental version of Survivor's 'Eye of the Tiger'.

  • Communicate with me minimalistically at facebook.com/allusionistshow, twitter.com/allusionistshow and twitter.com/helenzaltzman.

- HZ

In episodes Tags Memory Pallusionist, The Memory Palace, Nate DiMeo, words, language, linguistics, minimalism, Sonja Lang, constructed languages, inventions, invented languages, Esperanto, Kelen, philosophy, metaphor, grammar, phonemes, morphology, universal language, history, computation, computers, programming, programming languages, Klingon, Elvish, JRR Tolkien, Na'vi, Blissymbols, Lojban, Ithkuil, humor, humour, numbers, counting, simplicity, colours, subjectivity, communication, comprehension, understanding, negatives, negativity, sarcasm, irony, new languages, Squarespace, Oxford Games, conceptual
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Allusionist 17: Fix part I

August 26, 2015 The Allusionist
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The English language is a mess. And if you don't like it, what are you going to do about it - fix it? Good luck with that.

In the early 18th century, a movement of grammarians and authors wanted to set up an official authority to regulate English, like French had in the Academie Francaise. But is trying to fix a language a good move? Linguists Liv Walsh and Thomas Godard weigh up the evidence.


Apologies in advance, pedants: this episode may contain some truths you* don't want to hear.
*we.

READING MATTER:

  • Some of the audio is a bit unclear, so here's a transcript of the show.

  • Find out about the Academie Francaise, including what you'll need to do if you want to become one of Les Immortels. (You'll probably have to kill one of the current ones.)

  • Here is Jonathan Swift’s language proposal and here is his Modest Proposal.

  • This article summarises how most linguistic rules are just busking it; it also links to a 1909 paper about the subject that doesn't mess around.

  • Thomas Godard recommends reading Fixing English by Anne Curzan and The Bishop's Grammar by Ingrid Tieken-Boon van Ostade, and listening to PRI's The World in Words.

  • The purists among you may wish to seek refuge with the Queen's English Society.

RANDOMLY SELECTED WORD FROM THE DICTIONARY:
toxophilite

CREDITS:

  • Thanks very much to Dr Liv Walsh and Thomas Godard, and to Dr Rachele De Felice who helped me find them.

  • This episode was produced by me, Helen Zaltzman. All the music is by Martin Austwick. Hear and/or download more - WITH LYRICS! - at thesoundoftheladies.bandcamp.com.

  • Say hello to me at facebook.com/allusionistshow, twitter.com/allusionistshow and twitter.com/helenzaltzman.

Come back in a fortnight to see if the current attempts to fix English are faring any better than the 18th century ones.

- HZ

In episodes Tags linguistics, Thomas Godard, English, fixing language, dictionaries, purism, spelling, spelling reform, pedantry, log on, Terminology Commission, split infinitives, Academies, fixing, preservation, technology, computing, Johnson's Dictionary, punishment, toxophilite, sailors, borrowing, knots, ancient languages, perfection, history, bran, standardisation, F-Secure, log in, reforms, logs, grammarians, reform, French Revolution, grammar, Liv Walsh, Italian, ships, Academy, Jonathan Swift, Italy, A Modest Proposal, education, Samual Johnson, Academie Francaise, purity, Hover, Latin grammar, login, France, computation, computers, semantic shift, Cardinal Richelieu, the ineluctable march of progress, evolution, nautical, Dr Johnson, rules, Les Immortelles, Latin, social reform, pedants, language reform, language, authority, French, standardization, words
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