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Allusionist 25: Toki Pona

November 18, 2015 The Allusionist

There's a language which is said to be the smallest language in the world. It has around 123 words, five vowels, nine consonants, and apparently you can become fluent in it with around 30 hours' study. It was invented by linguist Sonja Lang in 2001,

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There’s a language which is said to be the smallest language in the world. It has around 123 words, five vowels, nine consonants, and apparently you can become fluent in it with around 30 hours’ study. It was invented by linguist Sonja Lang in 2001, and it’s called Toki Pona.

And Nate DiMeo, from the Memory Palace, decided we should learn it together.

FURTHER READING:

  • tokipona.org is your first stop for Toki Pona information, such as Sonja Lang's book and the Facebook group.

  • This is the article that first piqued Nate's and my interest in Toki Pona. I also enjoyed reading about this two-day Toki Pona learning binge.

  • A Finnish psychiatrist experimented with getting his patients to record their thoughts in Toki Pona every day.

  • Hey, linguistic size queens: here's a piece comparing number of words in different languages, and here are some stats for you.

  • I need to read In the Land of Invented Languages by Arika Okrent, who appeared in this early episode of 99% Invisible about Esperanto.

  • There are a lot more invented languages; here are a few mentioned in this episode: Kēlen, Ithkuil, Blissymbols, Lojban, Klingon, Elvish, Na'vi...

  • Here's the transcript of this episode.

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kobold

CREDITS:

  • Nate DiMeo makes the beautiful podcast The Memory Palace thememorypalace.us.

  • This episode was produced by me, Helen Zaltzman. Thanks to Eleanor McDowall.

  • Martin Austwick provided all the music apart from the instrumental version of Survivor's 'Eye of the Tiger'.

  • Communicate with me minimalistically at facebook.com/allusionistshow, twitter.com/allusionistshow and twitter.com/helenzaltzman.

- HZ

In episodes Tags Memory Pallusionist, The Memory Palace, Nate DiMeo, words, language, linguistics, minimalism, Sonja Lang, constructed languages, inventions, invented languages, Esperanto, Kelen, philosophy, metaphor, grammar, phonemes, morphology, universal language, history, computation, computers, programming, programming languages, Klingon, Elvish, JRR Tolkien, Na'vi, Blissymbols, Lojban, Ithkuil, humor, humour, numbers, counting, simplicity, colours, subjectivity, communication, comprehension, understanding, negatives, negativity, sarcasm, irony, new languages, Squarespace, Oxford Games, conceptual
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Allusionist 5: Latin Lives!

February 25, 2015 The Allusionist

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Every week since September 1989, a radio station in Finland has broadcast a weekly news bulletin...in Latin. WHY? Let's find out! Visit theallusionist.org/latin to find out more about this episode. Tweet @allusionistshow, and convene at facebook.

For years, I've been wondering why a radio station in Finland broadcasts a weekly news bulletin in Latin.

And now, I have found out.

Antti Ijäs from Nuntii Latini - now the Finnish Broadcasting Company's longest-running programme - explains how he invents new Latin words for modern concepts, and why the show is important even though, outside of the Vatican, not many people speak Latin any more. Listen now via iTunes, your favoured podcast directory, or RSS.

FOR EXTRA CREDIT:

  • Examine the vocabularies for Nuntii Latini.

  • Explore Vicipaedia, the Latin Wikipedia.

  • Sign up for your free monthly Latin puzzle book, Hebdomada Aenigmatum.

  • Learn a whole load of interesting stuff from the Reading, Writing, Romans blog

  • Try to understand the Papal tweets.

  • Have you seen Plebs? It's worth it for the theme tune alone, but I’m particularly amazed that a sitcom has been commissioned that is not only full of jokes aimed at the ever-rarer breed that is Latin students, but targeted specifically at those who had The Cambridge Latin Course textbooks.

  • Let's not forget the Latin grammar jokes in Monty Python's Life of Brian.

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skelf

Say hi at facebook.com/allusionistshow and twitter.com/allusionistshow, and come back in a fortnight for the next episode.

Valete!

- HZ

CREDITS

  • Presented and produced by Helen Zaltzman.

  • Antti Ijäs has a blog about etymology, which makes me wish I understood Finnish.
    Here is Nuntii Latini's website (OK fine, here's an English translation) and the weekly bulletin is available as a podcast from iTunes.

MUSIC:

  • 'Allusionist Theme' - Martin Austwick

  • 'Latin Lingo' - Cypress Hill

  • Theme from Carry On Cleo

  • Theme from I, Claudius

  • 'You Will Be Back Someday' - Kevin Tihista's Red Terror

In episodes Tags Latin, ancient languages, Ancient Greek, Pan, panic, Nuntii Latini, Finland, Finnish, etymology, neologisms, news, radio, Romans, Ancient Rome, sniper, snipe, Greek gods, Greek, Latin grammar, grammar, Esperanto, universal language, Romance languages, skelf, Antti Ijas, Squarespace
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