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Allusionist 46: The State Of It

November 4, 2016 The Allusionist

Each of the 50 states in the USA has its own motto. The motto might be found on the state seal, or the state flag; more often than not, it might be in Latin, or Spanish, or Chinook; it might be a phrase or a single word. And if you think you know what yours is, check that it is not in fact an advertising slogan.

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In Radiotopia, episodes Tags words, phrases, linguistics, language, USA, United States of America, states, mottos, slogans, adverts, advertising, state mottos, Massachusetts, Ohio, North Carolina, Virginia, New York, Connecticut, Vermont, Texas, Missouri, England, history, American Revolution, War of Independence, Show Me State, PRX, New Jersey, New Hampshire, Latin, pizza, Don't Mess With Texas
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Allusionist 45: Eponyms II - Name That Disease

October 16, 2016 The Allusionist

If you love eponyms like Roman Mars loves eponyms, I'm afraid physician Isaac Siemens is here to deliver some bad news: medics are ditching them, in favour of terms that a) contain information about what the ailment actually is, and/or b) don't honour Nazi war criminals. Eponyms are controversial things.

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In episodes Tags words, language, linguistics, history, eponyms, Isaac Siemens, Roman Mars, medical, medicine, doctors, diseases, illness, syndrome, Hans Reiter, science, controversy, apostrophes, possessive, punctuation, Caesarian Section, Caesar, Caesar Salad, names, podcasting, podcasts, disease
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Allusionist 44: This Is Your Brain On Language

October 3, 2016 The Allusionist

What is your beautiful brain up to as you comprehend language?

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In episodes Tags words, language, language acquisition, linguistics, psychology, cognition, cognitive psychology, neurology, neuroscience, Jenni Rodd, brain, UCL, comprehension, puns, semantics, syntax, banal, trite, jam, blood, blood flow, moniliform, jaunt, paronomasia
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Allusionist 43: The Key part II - Vestiges

September 20, 2016 The Allusionist

If you don't have a Rosetta Stone to hand, deciphering extinct languages can be a real puzzle, even though they didn't intend to be. They didn't intend to become extinct, either, but such is the life (and death) of languages.

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In episodes Tags words, language, language extinction, Latin, extinct languages, language death, dead languages, multilingual, bilingual, monolingual, vice, vice-president, Mike Pence, shit, etymology, Rosetta Stone, translation, deciphering, Italy, extinction, graffiti, archaeology, Romans
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Allusionist 42: The Key part I - Rosetta

September 7, 2016 The Allusionist

Languages die. But if they're lucky, a thousand-odd years later, someone unearths an artefact that brings them back to life.

Laura Welcher of the Rosetta Project shows us the Rosetta Disk, a slice of electroplated nickel three inches in diameter that bears text in 1500 languages for future linguists to decipher. Ilona Regulski of the British Museum describes how its namesake, the Rosetta Stone, unlocked hieroglyphics.

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In episodes Tags words, language, linguistics, dead languages, language death, Egypt, Egyptian, Egyptology, Rosetta Stone, Rosetta Project, Rosetta Disk, Long Now Foundation, British Museum, Napoleon, Ilona Regulski, Laura Welcher
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Allusionist 41: Getting Toasty

August 21, 2016 The Allusionist

When you choose to spend the winter in Antarctica, you'll be prepared for it to be cold. You know that nobody will be leaving or arriving until springtime. And you're braced for months of darkness. But a few weeks after the last sunset, you might find you can't even string a sentence together.

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In episodes Tags words, language, slang, Antarctica, Arctic, polar, South Pole, North Pole, bears, thyroid, Polar T3 Syndrome, exploration, explorers, McMurdo, darkness, forgetfulness, getting toasty, toastiness, cabin fever, birds, skua, ice
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Allusionist 40: Olympics

August 5, 2016 The Allusionist

On your marks...
Get set...
GO!

It's the Etymolympics, where the gymnastics should be gymnaked and the hurdles are a bloodbath.

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In episodes Tags words, etymology, history, Olympics, Olympia, Olympian, Greece, Ancient Greek, Latin, sports, sport, athletics, athletes, Ancient Greece, steeplechase, volleyball, Old English, pentalthlon, hurdles, stadium, stadion, Heracles, Hercules, ball, volley, Herodotus, races, running, wicker, gymnastics, Matthew Crosby, Sam Pay, Christopher Taylor Timberlake, Squarespace, comity
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Allusionist 39: Generation What?

July 13, 2016 The Allusionist

Which are you: Millennial, Generation X, Baby Boomer, Silent Generation, an impressively young-looking Arthurian Generation? Or are you an individual who refuses to be labelled? Demographer Neil Howe, author Miranda Sawyer and Megan Tan, the host of Millennial, consider whether the generational names are useful or reductive. Or both.

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In episodes Tags words, language, labels, generations, Generation X, Generation Y, Gen X, Millennials, millennium, Baby Boomers, Silent Generation, Lost Generation, Arthurian Generation, Thomas Jefferson, Miranda Sawyer, Megan Tan, Millennial, Neil Howe, generational theory, sociology, William Strauss, galactagogue
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Allusionist 38: Small Talk

June 25, 2016 The Allusionist

"How are you?"
"Oh, fine - and you?"
"Yeah, not bad. Nice day today, isn't it?"
"Yes, it was a bit chilly this morning, but now the sun's come out..." [Continue until

Small talk is usually not conveying much vital information, nor is it especially interesting. But beneath that comfort blanket of tedium lies a valuable social function.

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In episodes Tags language, words, communication, small talk, talking, conversation, chat, chatting, chitchat, Latin, potpourri, sex, euphemisms, linguistics, Poo Pourri, The Great Courses Plus
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Allusionist 12 rerun: Pride

June 14, 2016 The Allusionist

"Rarely has any social movement come so far in such a short space of time."

This week seems like a good one to listen again to last year's episode Pride, about how the word came to be chosen for LGBTQ Pride. Activist and publisher Craig Schoonmaker tells the story.

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In episodes Tags pride, LGBTQ, gay, lesbian, lesbian rule, homosexuality, queer, human rights, civil rights, New York, Stonewall
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Allusionist 233. Phobia
Allusionist 233. Phobia

'Phobia' gets used for anything from a mild aversion to a debilitating anxiety response to various forms of bigotry. Deboki Chakravarti and Sam Jones of the podcast Tiny Matters join to consider the term from its comedic origins with one of the founding fathers of the USA, via rabies and Greek deities, to its role in their lives today.

CONTENT NOTE: we’re not trying to stoke anyone’s phobias, but we do discuss some common phobia-inducers, including snakes, germs and small holes, and there’s a brief mention of tarantulas. There’s also talk about OCD and rabies.

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Allusionist 232. Vega
Allusionist 232. Vega

What do you call yourself if you're a part-time vegetarian? What petty linguistic things would you change? And what do you do if people gripe at you if you say that you are bi or pan? To answer these questions from the Allusionist mailbag are esteemed alumsionists: Hrishikesh Hirway and Samin Nosrat of Home Cooking podcast; academic and author Alex Ketchum; lexicographer Kory Stamper; and linguist Lauren Gawne of Lingthusiasm podcast.

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Tranquillusionist: cheesy cheesybobs
Tranquillusionist: cheesy cheesybobs

This is the Tranquillusionist, in which I, Helen Zaltzman, say a series of words to relax your mind, replace a hectic interior monologue, maybe lull you to sleep, hopefully quell the mental uproar just for a little while.

Today: nicknames for woodlice AKA rolypoly bugs AKA slaters AKA all these other things; and a list of cheeses from Great Britain and Ireland.

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Allusionist 231. Lingthusionist
Allusionist 231. Lingthusionist

“Linguistics and language is such a good mechanism for being curious,” says Lauren Gawne, linguistics prof, author of the book Gesture, and cohost of the podcast Lingthusiasm. I'm in vacation mode (although not on actual vacation alas), so today's episode is a fun chat with our nice pal about making language podcasts, the firey digestive punishments for linguistics researchers, working in reality television, and cute tame nouns versus scary intimidating verbs.

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Allusionist 230. Draculae part 4: Transformation
Allusionist 230. Draculae part 4: Transformation

Throughout the Draculae miniseries, about the Swedish and Icelandic translations of Dracula that played fast and loose with the original text, I've been wondering a couple of questions: why are cover versions of songs and remakes of films so normal and acceptable, whereas cover versions in book form cause such a stir? And do these Scandinavian Draculae count as fan fiction? And if not, why not? Fansplaining.com's Elizabeth Minkel explains what fan fiction can mean.

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Allusionist 229. Draculae part 3: Hunting Down the Count
Allusionist 229. Draculae part 3: Hunting Down the Count

Many mysteries accompany the revelations that Powers of Darkness, the Icelandic and Swedish versions of Dracula, are not direct translations of Bram Stoker's original, but stories that significantly differ in character names, plot and runtime. Like: did Bram Stoker write it himself, to publish some raunchy content that British censors would forbid? Was Powers of Darkness based on his early drafts? And did he really not copyright Dracula in the USA was that a deliberate ruse? Welllll... brace yourself for ole thrill-destroyer Zaltzman to pop your balloons of excitement.

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Allusionist 228. Draculae part 2: Surprises in the Vaults
Allusionist 228. Draculae part 2: Surprises in the Vaults

Happy World Dracula Day to all who celebrate!

This is the second episode of the Draculae miniseries, about a literary mystery which came to me via a meme: “Someone translated Dracula into Icelandic, and it took over 100 years for anyone to point out he just made a fanfic rewrite of what he wanted the story to be.”

In Draculae part 2, Ásgeir Jónsson explains how he got that Icelandic adaptation of Dracula back into print, to little fanfare - but then Dutch scholar Hans Corneel de Roos set about making an English translation. Following that: like me, Will Trimble also got meme-struck, and that propelled him to get a translation of the Swedish version that begat the Icelandic one.

Before listening to this, check out the first episode of the Draculae miniseries explaining the three versions of Dracula: Dracula published by Bram Stoker in 1897; the Icelandic version Makt Myrkranna by newspaper editor Valdimar Ásmundsson, serialised in his newspaper Fyallkonan in 1900-1901; and the Swedish version Mörkrets makter by an author known only as A—e, and serialised in a couple of Swedish newspapers 1899-1900.

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Allusionist 227. Draculae part 1: Enter the Castle
Allusionist 227. Draculae part 1: Enter the Castle

A literary mystery came to me via a meme.

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Allusionist 226. Suburbia
Allusionist 226. Suburbia

"The word ‘suburbia’ sort of evokes a very fixed idea of a place that is identikit, that all suburbs are the same, that within the suburb everything is the same, that all people are the same, all experiences are the same," says social historian and author John Grindrod. "I think it has this kind of flattening-out facility, that word, that isn't true."

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Allusionist 225. Hues
Allusionist 225. Hues

You know what's an absolutely pesky kind of word to define in a dictionary? Colour names. A passel of lexicographers spent years - decades, even - trying different ways to describe colours in words for Webster's Third International Dictionary. It was such a huge, complicated effort that it took twelve years for former Merriam-Webster lexicographer Kory Stamper to write a book about it.

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Allusionist 224. Cosmic Hairball
Allusionist 224. Cosmic Hairball

Pack your oxygen tank, we're going up to space. There’s a lot of etymology up there.

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Allusionist 223. Bonus 2025
Allusionist 223. Bonus 2025
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Allusionist 222. A Christmas Carol
Allusionist 222. A Christmas Carol

Today, we read the novelisation of The Muppet Christmas Carol, also known as the 1843 festive lit hit A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens.

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