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Allusionist 42: The Key part I - Rosetta

September 7, 2016 The Allusionist

Languages die. But if they're lucky, a thousand-odd years later, someone unearths an artefact that brings them back to life.

Laura Welcher of the Rosetta Project shows us the Rosetta Disk, a slice of electroplated nickel three inches in diameter that bears text in 1500 languages for future linguists to decipher. Ilona Regulski of the British Museum describes how its namesake, the Rosetta Stone, unlocked hieroglyphics.

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In episodes Tags words, language, linguistics, dead languages, language death, Egypt, Egyptian, Egyptology, Rosetta Stone, Rosetta Project, Rosetta Disk, Long Now Foundation, British Museum, Napoleon, Ilona Regulski, Laura Welcher
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Allusionist 41: Getting Toasty

August 21, 2016 The Allusionist

When you choose to spend the winter in Antarctica, you'll be prepared for it to be cold. You know that nobody will be leaving or arriving until springtime. And you're braced for months of darkness. But a few weeks after the last sunset, you might find you can't even string a sentence together.

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In episodes Tags words, language, slang, Antarctica, Arctic, polar, South Pole, North Pole, bears, thyroid, Polar T3 Syndrome, exploration, explorers, McMurdo, darkness, forgetfulness, getting toasty, toastiness, cabin fever, birds, skua, ice
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Allusionist 40: Olympics

August 5, 2016 The Allusionist

On your marks...
Get set...
GO!

It's the Etymolympics, where the gymnastics should be gymnaked and the hurdles are a bloodbath.

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In episodes Tags words, etymology, history, Olympics, Olympia, Olympian, Greece, Ancient Greek, Latin, sports, sport, athletics, athletes, Ancient Greece, steeplechase, volleyball, Old English, pentalthlon, hurdles, stadium, stadion, Heracles, Hercules, ball, volley, Herodotus, races, running, wicker, gymnastics, Matthew Crosby, Sam Pay, Christopher Taylor Timberlake, Squarespace, comity
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Allusionist 39: Generation What?

July 13, 2016 The Allusionist

Which are you: Millennial, Generation X, Baby Boomer, Silent Generation, an impressively young-looking Arthurian Generation? Or are you an individual who refuses to be labelled? Demographer Neil Howe, author Miranda Sawyer and Megan Tan, the host of Millennial, consider whether the generational names are useful or reductive. Or both.

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In episodes Tags words, language, labels, generations, Generation X, Generation Y, Gen X, Millennials, millennium, Baby Boomers, Silent Generation, Lost Generation, Arthurian Generation, Thomas Jefferson, Miranda Sawyer, Megan Tan, Millennial, Neil Howe, generational theory, sociology, William Strauss, galactagogue
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Allusionist 38: Small Talk

June 25, 2016 The Allusionist

"How are you?"
"Oh, fine - and you?"
"Yeah, not bad. Nice day today, isn't it?"
"Yes, it was a bit chilly this morning, but now the sun's come out..." [Continue until

Small talk is usually not conveying much vital information, nor is it especially interesting. But beneath that comfort blanket of tedium lies a valuable social function.

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In episodes Tags language, words, communication, small talk, talking, conversation, chat, chatting, chitchat, Latin, potpourri, sex, euphemisms, linguistics, Poo Pourri, The Great Courses Plus
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Allusionist 12 rerun: Pride

June 14, 2016 The Allusionist

"Rarely has any social movement come so far in such a short space of time."

This week seems like a good one to listen again to last year's episode Pride, about how the word came to be chosen for LGBTQ Pride. Activist and publisher Craig Schoonmaker tells the story.

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In episodes Tags pride, LGBTQ, gay, lesbian, lesbian rule, homosexuality, queer, human rights, civil rights, New York, Stonewall
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Allusionist 37: Brand It

May 29, 2016 The Allusionist

Got a company or a product or a website you need to name? Well, be wary of the potential pitfalls: trademark disputes; pronounceability; being mistaken for a dead body...

Name developer Nancy Friedman explains how she helps companies find the right names, and why so many currently end in '-ify'.

Plus: The Allusionist's origin story, with Radiotopiskipper Roman Mars.

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In episodes Tags words, language, linguistics, brands, branding, names, naming, brand names, products, product names, companies, company, corporate, name, Nancy Friedman, Roman Mars, podcast names, podcasts, podcasting, trends, trending, startups, businesses, business, Silicon Valley, internet, technology, online, websites, domains, Twitter, Tumblr, Flickr, Spotify, The Allusionist, Semantic Drift, Idiomatic, Amazon, retain, vowels, consonants, devowellution, disemvowelment, anchors, theme tune, music, Martin Austwick, Extreme, More Than Words, puns, Boyzone, verbs, suffixes, 99% Invisible, name development, name developers, Andrew Marvell, Fallen London, The Great Courses Plus
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Allusionist 36: Big Lit

May 14, 2016 The Allusionist

'Classics' started off meaning Latin and Greek works, then literary works that smacked of similar, and now - what, exactly? Books that are full of bonnets and dust?

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In episodes Tags words, literature, literary, authors, books, writers, writing, reading, read, rereading, classics, novels, Jacqueline Susann, Jane Austen, Emma, Clueless, Edith Wharton, Charles Dickens, The House of Mirth, Valley of the Dolls, Anthony Trollope, Stoner, John Williams, F Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, Sylvia Plath, Henry James, Anton Chekhov, Practical Classics, adaptations, high school, movies, TV, film, Louisa May Alcott, Little Women, Franz Kafka, Philip Larkin, jobs, work, guilt
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Allusionist 35: Word of the Day

May 1, 2016 The Allusionist

Open up a dictionary, and you'll find the history of human behaviour, the key to your own psychological state, and a lot of fun words about cats.

Dictionary.com's Renae Hurlbutt and Jane Solomon lead the way.

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In episodes Tags words, language, linguistics, lexicographers, lexicography, lexicon, bully, bull, quidnunc, cats, waffle stompers, Renae Hurlbutt, Jane Solomon, Dictionary.com, dictionaries, etymology, gapeseed, bully beef
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Allusionist 34: Continental

April 15, 2016 The Allusionist

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I'm not usually one to yearn for the past, but today, trying to find a clear definition for what a continent is, I find myself thinking, "Pangaea. One single continent. That was a simpler time."

Plus: more 'please'. Following the previous episode, listeners from several continents have contributed their local experience of 'please' usage, in what eventually will surely be considered the definitive global study of human niceties. Also, Lynne Murphy and Rachele De Felice return to explain how 'thank you' is not necessarily an expression of gratitude.  

TL;DR: trust nothing.

READING MATTER:

  • Yeah but come on, what IS a continent? Anyone?

  • How the continents - whatever the hell they are - got their names.

  • Learn about Pangaea and Panthalassa, so you’re prepared when the next supercontinent shows up.

  • How and why non-European countries can compete in the Eurovision Song Contest.

  • Cincinnati Please.

  • “This is a shocked pair of girls who have just heard the apologetic U.S. soldier say that he looked like a bum. In English slang, he said he looked like his own backside.” Thanks to listener Mike for sending me this 1942 advice for Americans visiting Britain. So many linguistic obstacles for transatlantic travel(l)ers!

  • There's a transcript of this episode at theallusionist.org/transcripts/continental.

RANDOMLY SELECTED WORD FROM THE DICTIONARY:
rowel

CREDITS:

  • Linguist and 'please' investigator Lynne Murphy's blog is separatedbyacommonlanguage.blogspot.com and she is @lynneguist on Twitter. Rachele De Felice is @racagain on Twitter.

  • This episode was produced by me, Helen Zaltzman, with music by Martin Austwick. Martin's continental drift-inspired instrument-free instrumental was the result of combining boredom, Garageband for iPad and all the homemade percussion options offered by a B&B room in Utah.

- HZ

In episodes Tags words, language, etymology, linguistics, history, Latin, Ancient Greek, Greek, Greek gods, Greek goddesses, Greek myth, mythological figures, mythology, deities, Gaia, Uranus, Oceanus, Okeanos, water, ocean, sea, Pangaea, Alfred Wegener, geology, geological, geography, geographical, geopolitics, geopolitical, Guernsey, continents, continence, continental drift, continental, continental plates, continental breakfast, Eurovision Song Contest, rowel, Earth, please, thank you, thanks, gratitude, Lynne Murphy, Rachele De Felice, politeness, manners, behaviour, behavior, contain, Amasia, Zaltzpatch, portmanteaux, Bombas, Squarespace, Urkontinent, you're welcome, Minnesota Nice, Cincinnati Please
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Allusionist 231. Lingthusionist
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“Linguistics and language is such a good mechanism for being curious,” says Lauren Gawne, linguistics prof, author of the book Gesture, and cohost of the podcast Lingthusiasm. I'm in vacation mode (although not on actual vacation alas), so today's episode is a fun chat with our nice pal about making language podcasts, the firey digestive punishments for linguistics researchers, working in reality television, and cute tame nouns versus scary intimidating verbs.

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Allusionist 230. Draculae part 4: Transformation
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Throughout the Draculae miniseries, about the Swedish and Icelandic translations of Dracula that played fast and loose with the original text, I've been wondering a couple of questions: why are cover versions of songs and remakes of films so normal and acceptable, whereas cover versions in book form cause such a stir? And do these Scandinavian Draculae count as fan fiction? And if not, why not? Fansplaining.com's Elizabeth Minkel explains what fan fiction can mean.

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Allusionist 229. Draculae part 3: Hunting Down the Count
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Many mysteries accompany the revelations that Powers of Darkness, the Icelandic and Swedish versions of Dracula, are not direct translations of Bram Stoker's original, but stories that significantly differ in character names, plot and runtime. Like: did Bram Stoker write it himself, to publish some raunchy content that British censors would forbid? Was Powers of Darkness based on his early drafts? And did he really not copyright Dracula in the USA was that a deliberate ruse? Welllll... brace yourself for ole thrill-destroyer Zaltzman to pop your balloons of excitement.

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Allusionist 228. Draculae part 2: Surprises in the Vaults
Allusionist 228. Draculae part 2: Surprises in the Vaults

Happy World Dracula Day to all who celebrate!

This is the second episode of the Draculae miniseries, about a literary mystery which came to me via a meme: “Someone translated Dracula into Icelandic, and it took over 100 years for anyone to point out he just made a fanfic rewrite of what he wanted the story to be.”

In Draculae part 2, Ásgeir Jónsson explains how he got that Icelandic adaptation of Dracula back into print, to little fanfare - but then Dutch scholar Hans Corneel de Roos set about making an English translation. Following that: like me, Will Trimble also got meme-struck, and that propelled him to get a translation of the Swedish version that begat the Icelandic one.

Before listening to this, check out the first episode of the Draculae miniseries explaining the three versions of Dracula: Dracula published by Bram Stoker in 1897; the Icelandic version Makt Myrkranna by newspaper editor Valdimar Ásmundsson, serialised in his newspaper Fyallkonan in 1900-1901; and the Swedish version Mörkrets makter by an author known only as A—e, and serialised in a couple of Swedish newspapers 1899-1900.

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Allusionist 227. Draculae part 1: Enter the Castle
Allusionist 227. Draculae part 1: Enter the Castle

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Allusionist 226. Suburbia
Allusionist 226. Suburbia

"The word ‘suburbia’ sort of evokes a very fixed idea of a place that is identikit, that all suburbs are the same, that within the suburb everything is the same, that all people are the same, all experiences are the same," says social historian and author John Grindrod. "I think it has this kind of flattening-out facility, that word, that isn't true."

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Allusionist 225. Hues
Allusionist 225. Hues

You know what's an absolutely pesky kind of word to define in a dictionary? Colour names. A passel of lexicographers spent years - decades, even - trying different ways to describe colours in words for Webster's Third International Dictionary. It was such a huge, complicated effort that it took twelve years for former Merriam-Webster lexicographer Kory Stamper to write a book about it.

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Allusionist 224. Cosmic Hairball
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Pack your oxygen tank, we're going up to space. There’s a lot of etymology up there.

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Allusionist 223. Bonus 2025
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Allusionist 222. A Christmas Carol
Allusionist 222. A Christmas Carol

Today, we read the novelisation of The Muppet Christmas Carol, also known as the 1843 festive lit hit A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens.

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Allusionist 221. Scribe
Allusionist 221. Scribe

"I have never felt so naked. That's how exposed I felt at the idea that my handwriting was going to be seen by the world," says Tim Brookes, founder of the Endangered Alphabets Project and author of the new book about handwriting By Hand: Can the Art of Writing Be Saved? Writing the book (yes, by hand!) celebrates the act of handwriting, even overcoming the shame arising from his own.

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Allusionist 220. Disobedience
Allusionist 220. Disobedience

“The more we look into social structures, the more many of us realize we don't fit into them," says So Mayer, author of the new book Bad Language, "So each phrase or set of vocabulary is another piece of that dismantlement.” We discuss finding vocabulary for oneself, coming out as a speech act, growing up under Section 28, busting through oppression and shame, and joyous listening.

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Allusionist 219. Making Trouble
Allusionist 219. Making Trouble

A change of scene for one episode: recently the brilliant poet and performer Molly Naylor interviewed me for her podcast Making Trouble, about creativity, and she kindly let me run a version of that episode here for you. We're talking about ideas, but also long-term creative careers, mortality, podcasting, external validation, and Molly offers some great prompts for either sparking ideas or making a dinner conversation a bit more lively.

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Allusionist 218. Banned Books
Allusionist 218. Banned Books

It's Banned Books Week. Honorary youth chair Iris Mogul and Sam Helmick, president of the American Library Association, talk about what it is, why it matters so much, and how you can get involved.

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