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Allusionist 22: Vocables

October 21, 2015 The Allusionist
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La la la, dum di di dum, a wop bop a loo bop a wop bom bom - why are songs riddled with non-words masquerading as words? Hrishikesh Hirway from Song Exploder and songwriter Tony Hazzard explain. Read more about this episode at http://theallusionist.

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La la la, dum di di dum, a wop bop a loo bop a wop bom bom - why are songs riddled with non-words masquerading as words?

Hrishikesh Hirway from Song Exploder and songwriter Tony Hazzard explain.

WOAH WOAH WAH-OH, DO BE DOO DOO, HERE'S SOME READING MATTER:

  • How to write the perfect pop song. (TL;DR: just get Carly Rae Jepsen to do it.)

  • Indie singers become pop songwriters. Are we supposed to feel sorry for them? Because I do not.

  • This is an old but good long profile of songwriter Ester 'Wrote Nicki Minaj's Superbass and Rihanna's What's My Name, also stars in Pitch Perfect' Dean, whose writing process seems intriguingly vocable-led.

  • Here's a little history of the BBC's The Old Grey Whistle Test, and here's a documentary about it, which contains all the fashion inspiration you need for the next six months.

  • Here's the transcript of this episode, though not including the relevant lyrics of 'Agadoo', because there are limits.

  • Listener Timothy requested a downloadable MP3 of the special version of the theme tune in this episode. Who am I to deprive you?

RANDOMLY SELECTED WORD FROM THE DICTIONARY:
occiput

CREDITS:

  • Hrishikesh Hirway makes the excellent podcast Song Exploder, which you'll find at songexploder.net. Here's that Tune-Yards episode I mentioned. He tweets as @songexploder and @hrishihirway.

  • Tony Hazzard's extensive career and discography can be found at tonyhazzard.com. His new album The Hallicombe Sessions will arrive in the next few weeks. He tweets as @tonyhazzard.

  • This episode was produced by me, Helen Zaltzman. Communicate with me at facebook.com/allusionistshow, twitter.com/allusionistshow and twitter.com/helenzaltzman.

  • Thanks to Martin Austwick for providing the Allusionist theme, and the special vocable version thereof. The other music from the show was, in chronological order:

Ella Fitzgerald - ‘One Note Samba’
The Spice Girls - ‘Spice Up Your Life’
Theme from The Old Grey Whistle Test - ‘Stone Fox Chase’
Little Richard - 'Tutti Frutti'
The Crystals - ‘Da Do Ron Ron’
Black Lace - ‘Agadoo’
JLS - 'She Make Me Wanna'
Betty Wright - ‘Shoorah Shoorah’
Brokeback - ‘In the Reeds’

Come back in a week's time for the next special edition of the Allusionist. I promise not to sing.

- HZ

In episodes Tags words, language, music, vocables, Hrishikesh Hirway, Song Exploder, Tony Hazzard, songs, la, dum, do, scatting, singing, song, babies, baby talk, phonemes, hooks, songwriters, The Old Grey Whistle Test, BBC, phrases, Little Richard, Tutti Frutti, gay, JLS, She Makes Me Wanna, word replacements, jazz, backing vocals, Ella Fitzgerald, Betty Wright, Shoorah Shoorah, composition, instruments, instrumentation, Brokeback, scat singing, The Crystals, Spice Girls, Bic, Biro, eponyms, Coke, Black Lace, Agadoo, Song Explusionist, Old Grey Whistle Test, lyrics, vocals
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Allusionist 21: Eponyms I: The Ballad of Bic and Biro

October 14, 2015 The Allusionist
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Naming something after yourself: a grand display of egomania, or the humble willingness to be overshadowed by your own product? Stationery expert James Ward tells the tale of the people who begat the eponymous ballpoint pens Bic and Biro, because,

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Naming something after yourself: a grand display of egomania, or the humble willingness to be overshadowed by your own product?

Stationery expert James Ward tells the tale of the people who begat the eponymous ballpoint pens Bic and Biro, because, according to 99% Invisible's Roman Mars, "When it comes to word origins, an eponym is the shortest bet you’re going to get a good story out of it."

ADDITIONAL READING:

  • Eponyms are swarming all over the place! Particularly when it comes to medical terms, about which there are lots of good little stories about the latter at Whonamedit? Looks like some of those eponymizers are very high achievers.

  • You can read James Ward's delightful book Adventures in Stationery (AKA The Perfection of the Paperclip in some territories), and/or you can read about James Ward and his book to whet your appetite.

  • Learn more about Thomas 'Bowdlerization' Bowdler. Also listener Mededitor shared this post about bowdlerized Shakespeare.

  • Here's a brief history of pens; here's a slightly longer history of pens; and here's the picture dictionary version of the corporate history of Bic.

  • Here's a transcript of this episode.

  • Here's Roman's tweet that started this whole thing.

If you were creating an eponymous product, what would it be? Mine would be something which doesn't work until the very last minute, just before you throw it away in frustration.

RANDOMLY SELECTED WORD FROM THE DICTIONARY:
jacquerie

CREDITS:

  • Roman Mars is El Groso of 99% Invisible. Find him at twitter.com/romanmars, and 99% Invisible at 99pi.org.

  • James Ward is El Groso of Boring Conference. Find him at twitter.com/iamjamesward.com and at iamjamesward.com. And in case you've already forgotten from where I linked to it above, you can buy his book Adventures in Stationery.

  • This episode was produced by me, Helen Zaltzman. Thanks to Martin Austwick for the music and editorial help, and to Seth and Alison for letting me and Roman record in their Wendy House.

  • Communicate with me at facebook.com/allusionistshow, twitter.com/allusionistshow and twitter.com/helenzaltzman.

Come back in a week's time for the next special edition of The Allusionist. If you don't, I'll borrow your pen and not return it.

- HZ

In episodes Tags James Ward, Roman Mars, pens, pencils, words, Bic, Biro, Marcel Bich, Laszlo Biro, Argentina, balls, history, writing, ink, ball bearings, writing implements, handwriting, eponyms, penis, silhouette, Thomas Bowdler, bowdlerization, Macbeth, Shakespeare, stories, brands, Adventures in Stationery, office supplies, Milton Reynolds, Bic Crystal, jacquerie, inventions, aviation, Latin, feathers, cuneiform, script, papyrus, parchment, vellum, quill, quills, naming, names, disease
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