Listen to this episode at theallusionist.org/person-in-scene
This is the Tranquillusionist, in which I, Helen Zaltzman, soothe your brain by saying a load of words that don’t really mean very much, to give you an emotional break by temporarily supplanting your interior monologue with something you can benignly ignore. This isn’t like the usual episodes of the Allusionist, there’ll be no learning, no journey, you don’t have to feel or think anything. And you’ll find previous editions of the Tranquillusionist at theallusionist.org/tranquillusionist, featuring champion dogs, gay animals, punchlines with no setups and more.
Today’s theme was requested by Lachlan, so long ago that Lachlan will have perhaps forgotten, but at some point in the past they wanted a Tranquillusionist featuring the characters from films that don't have names - so in the credits they’re listed as "man in shop", "lady with pram", "angry customer 2". And remember Alumsionist Jez Burrows, who appeared on the Oulipo episode of the show talking about his book Dictionary Stories, which was short stories all composed from the example sentences from the dictionary? Well after that book, Jez spent years collecting thousands of these credits and turned them into a book, called And Introducing, and he’s kindly let me read you credits from his book today, with music by Martin Austwick.
Content note: some of the words are not descriptors I would choose. And: there’s one Category B swear and four Category A swears.
On with the Tranquillusionist.
A Spaniard
Above-It-All Journalist
Abused Stewardess
Abused Woman
Accomplice
Acid Kid
Acrobat Thug One
Actor Playing Man with Nose Bleed
Additional Ducks
Additional Football Player
Additional Knight
Additional Posse Girl
Additional Shape
Adjacent Mechanic
Adorable Boy
Adorable Old Man
Afghan Ambassador
Afghan Bureaucrat
Afghan Traffic Officer
Afghan Warlord
African Barber
African Host
African Musician
African Native
African Nurse
African Storyteller
African Warrior
Airline Customer
Airport Bystander
Airport Corpse
Airport Flirt
Airport Hysterical Wife
Albanian #6
Albanian Hostage
Alcoholic Customer
Alien Autopsy Guy
Alien Fan
Alien Father
Alien Jumpsuit Chick #2
Alien No. 1
Alien Nordic Dude #1
Alley Cat
Alley Punk #3
Amateur Porn Guy
American Announcer
American Athlete
American Broadcaster
American Businessman
American Businessman #1
American Housewife
American Mercenary
American News Anchor
American Prisoner
American Tourist
Amiable Tourist
Amish Dancing Dude
Amnesia Grandpa
Amnesiac Patient
Amphibian Man Dance Double
Anaesthesia Man
Ancient Priest
Anesthesiologist's Wife
Angrier Woman
Angry Airline Customer
Angry Billionaire
Angry Cowboy
Angry Customer
Angry Driver
Angry Fan
Angry Feminist
Angry Fisherman
Angry Garage Sale Woman
Angry Guy on the Phone
Angry Hockey-Playing Customer
Angry Hooker
Angry Man
Angry Man with Moustache
Angry Mourner
Angry Old Lady
Angry Patient with Urine Sample
Angry Promoter
Angry Subway Patron
Angry Traffic Woman
Angry Villager
Angry Woman
Angry Worker
Animatronic Bartender
Ankles
Announcer at Chicken Race
Annoyed Man in Library
Annoying Customer
Annoying Customer's Husband
Annoying Times Square Guy
Anonymous Man
Another Aide
Another Blonde
Another Bum
Another Cousin
Another Doctor
Another German
Another Girl
Another Italian
Another Kid
Another Mother
Another Reporter
Another Student
Another Thief
Another Thief #2
Another Young Man
Anxious Tunnel Person
Ape with Chain
Apple Thrower
Apprentice Bad Girl
Arab Beauty
Arab Clerk
Arab Reporter in Munich Underground
Arab Swordsman
Architect Babe
Arguing Man
Arguing Woman
Armed Cyborg
Armed Little Lady
Arresting Narc
Arrogant Businessman
Art Loving Woman
Arthritic Cowboy
Ashen Faced Man
Ashtray Babe
Asian Businessman
Asian Man
Asian Tourist Husband
Asian Tourist Wife
‘Ask Me’ Girl
Ass Pincher
Assassin in Bedroom
Assistant Hangman
Astounded Husband
Astrology Girl
Asylum Spokesman
At the Hospital
At the Party
Athletic Beauty
Athletic Unshaven Man
Attractive Bartender
Attractive Detective
Attractive Passport Woman
Attractive Woman
Attractive Woman #2
Attractive Woman at Restaurant
Attractive Woman at Scholarship Banquet
Australian Climber
Australian Scientist
Australian Wizard
Autograph Girl
Axe Murderer
Axel's Girl
‘Ay Caramba’ Lady
Ayahuasca Woman
Babe in Red Car
Background Gorilla
Backstage Man
Bad Actor
Bad Breath
Bad Dude #1
Bad Dude #2
Bad Girl
Bad Guy
Bad Singer
Bad-News Boyfriend
Bad-Tempered Nun
Balancing Man
Bald Guy
Bald Man
Balding Airplane Passenger
Balding Customer
Ballet Tart
Balloon Boy
Balloon Man
Balloon Pig Holder
Banana Guy in JFK
Band in Mark's Daydream
Bandaged Loner
Bandstand Babe
Bar Buddy
Bar Dude
Bar Hottie
Bar Thug
Barbeque Wiseguy
Barbwire Salesman
Barfing Kid
Barney's Beanery Patron
Barney's Girl
Barrel Chested Man
Baseball Corpse
Basketball Dad
Basketball Kid #4
Basketball Son
Bassist for Nasty Bruises
BBQ Mobster
BBQ Pig
Be Aggressive Girl
Beach Cop
Bear
Bearded Dude
Bearded Fundamentalist in Bazaar
Beautiful Breakdancer
Beautiful Girl
Beautiful Girl Across the Hall
Beautiful Girl Hit by Car
Beautiful Jock
Beautiful Mom
Beautiful Restaurant Woman
Beautiful Woman
Beautiful Woman Six
Becky's Girlfriend's Friend
Bed-Wetting Dad
Bedazzled Judge
Beef
Beefy Cop
Beefy Drunk
Beefy Dude
Beefy Tourist
Been-Crying-For-Hours Girl
Beer Belly on Beach
Beer Line Guy
Beer Luge Guy
Beer Pong Guy
Beerbot 5000
Beet Red Father
Befuddled Teacher
Bejewelled Woman
Belgian Mercenary
Bell-Ringing Winged Creature
Belligerent American
Belligerent Guy at Wedding
Bemused Co-Worker
Berkeley Girl
Bernie's Trashy Date
Bespectacled Lurker
Bewildered Policeman
Bidder at Pie Auction
Big Blonde
Big Bottom Girl
Big Boy
Big Dick Richie's Girl
Big Feet
Big Gun Man
Big Guy
Big Guy in the Door Way
Big Guy's Girlfriend
Big Hairy Con
Big Headbanger
Big Man
Big Mean Boy
Big Ponytail
Big Stank Woman
Big Stud
Big Thug
Big Ugly Bastard
Bigoted Soldier
Bill The Butcher's Gang #3
Billionaire
Bimbo Student
Bin Lady
Bird Girl
Bird Guy Alien / Postal Sorting Alien
Bird Lady Alien
Birthday Girl
Bitter Ex-Girlfriend
Black Eye Woman
Bland Doctor
Bland Man
Bland Woman
Bleeding Man
Blind Child with Dog
Blind Panhandler
Blind Prisoner
Blind Xylophonist
Blob Operator
Blond Sex Slave
Blond Thug
Blonde
Blonde at Bar
Blonde Babe
Blonde Baby
Blonde Bachelorette
Blonde Beauty
Blonde Bombshell
Blonde Date
Blonde Decoy
Blonde Girl
Blonde in Drag Race
Blonde in Pool
Blonde Lingerie Model
Blonde on Train
Blonde Reporter
Blonde Starlet
Blonde TV Reporter
Blonde with Cell Phone
Blonde with Jim Morrison
Blonde Zealot
Blonde Zombie
Blood Splat Mom
Bloodied Bureaucrat
Bloody Man
Bloody Stranger
Blousy Woman
Blue Boy
Blue Collar Customer
Blue Collar Guy
Blue Monster
Boardroom Babe
Bob Saget Girl
Bob's Friend in 70's Sex-Ed Film
Bob's Girlfriend
Bolivian Taxi Driver
Bones
Bong Genie
Bookstore Man
Bookstore Patron
Border Crossing River Babe
Bored Girl in Dress Shop
Boring Date
Boring Girl
Boring Speaker
Boring Teacher
Bottle Thrower
Bowling Priest
Boxer Shorts Man
Boy at Pancake Counter
Boy Eating Jerky
Boy George Look-Alike
Boy Going to Princeton
Boy in Chains
Boy in Tree
Boy Michael Fights
Boy Outside Donut Shop
Boy Stealing Wheelchair
Boy with Goat
Boy With Gun
Brace Faced Girl
Brave Cop
Brawling Bridesmaid - try saying that ten times in quick succession
Breakdancing Pirate
Bridge Goon
Bridge Jumper #2
Brimstone Preacher
British Ambassador
British Broadcaster
British Dignitary
British Gentleman
British Lieutenant [pronounced LOOtenant] - or British [pronounced LEFtenant] in British
British Prisoner
British Soldier
Broken Arm Kid
Brooding Psychopath
Brunette in Back of Plane
Brunette in Pool
Brunette Lingerie Model
Brunette Woman
Brunette Zealot
Bucket Man
Bug Man
Bugger Bugger Woman
Bulgarian Girl
Bulgarian Goon
Bullet Wound to Face Corpse
Bum
Bumfight Filmmaker
Bureaucrat at Party
Burger Guy
Burly Cadet
Burly Detective
Burly Guard
Burly Man
Burly Miner
Burly Orderly
Burly Patient
Burly Scary Guy
Burly Stagehand
Burn Victim #2
Burned Figure
Burning Woman
Burrito
Bus Lover
Bus Stop Beauty
Bus Stop Bombshell
Bushy Haired Muttering Wizard
Businessman's Babe
Buster's Wife
Butt-crack Man
Buxom Blonde
Bystander
Bystander at Harpsichord Concerto
Bystander at Metronome
Cab Stealer
Cable Car Heavy
Cadaver
Cadet with Hat
Cajun Heavy #2
Cake Man
Cal's Crying Girl
California Man
Callaway's Beautiful Girl in Tub
Cambodian Boy
Can Man
Can of Vegetables (voice)
Candelabra Holder
Cannibal Boy
Cannibal Woman
Cape-Clad Fan
Captive Girl
Car Crash Woman
Card-Playing Neighbor
Card-Playing Patient
Carly Simon's Friend
Carnival Boy
Carnival Rube
Carrot Eater
Carrot Top Kid #1
Casino Lecher
Casino Roughian
Casino Thug
Casino Trashy Woman
Casting Agent #8
Cat Advocate
Cat Lady
Cat-Like Woman
Cat-Shit-Watching Customer
Cavern Henchman
CD Rom Woman
Cemetery Ghost
Cemetery Maintenance Man
Chainsaw Artist
Chainsaw Juggler
Chanting Woman
Charming Guy with Guitar
Chase Scene Victim
Chastised Dealer
Chatroulette Girl
Chatty Nude Guy
Cheese Guy
Cheeseburger Cop
Cherubic Woman
Chesty Girl #2
Chicken Guy
Chicken Lady
Chicken Lady on Plane
Chicken Ranch Girl
Chief of Snow Leopard Brotherhood
Child Catcher
Child in Meadow
Child Vampire
Chilean Sailor
Chimera
Chinese Assassin
Chinese Bodyguard
Chinese Bus Driver
Chinese Butcher
Chinese Co-Pilot
Chinese Cook at Detention Centre
Chinese Delivery Guy
Chinese Delivery Man
Chinese Executive
Chinese Exorcist
Chinese Government Man
Chinese Maintenance Worker
Chinese Minister of Defense
Chinese Oil Executive
Chinese Parkgoer
Chinese Pilot
Chinese Referee
Chinese Waiter
Chinese Waitress
Chinese Water Woman
Chloe's Chilly Friend
Chocolate Strawberry Girl
Christmas Tree Salesman
Chubby Cop
Chubby Man
Church Lady
Cigar Thug
Clapping Guy
Clara's Wife Who Is Writing A Book
Claw Hammer Maniac
Clean Man
Client with One Eyebrow
Clown Automaton
Clown Ice Skater
Club Douche
Clueless Guest
Cocaine Lady
Cock Fight Referee
Cockney Prisoner
Coconut Guy
Coffee Patron
Coffee Spiller
Coke Fiend
Cold Coffee Lover
Cold Old Man
Colombian Judge
Colonel's Lady Friend
Colorado Man
Communist Neighbor
Communist's Daughter
Complaining Villager
Conceited Customer
Concerned Businessman
Concerned Cabbie
Concerned Doctor
Concerned Father
Concerned Hispanic Aunt
Concerned Mother
Confused Kid
Confused Party Girl
Confused Teacher
Conga Line
Consumptive Italian
Contentious Reporter
Cool Man
Cool Rocker Guy
Cop in Manhole
Cop on Fire
Cop Who Eats Chili
Cop Who Sighs
Cop with Bullhorn
Cop with Whips
Corn Face
Corpse With Rats #4
Corrupt Captain
Corrupt Kick Boxing Referee
Corvette Kid
Corvette Kid's Friend
Cost-Conscious Survivalist
Costa Rican Policeman
Costco Man
Cotton Candy Man
Coughing Man
Coupon Man Outside Pizza Parlor
Coven Member
Cow Boy
Cowboy Bartender
Cowboy Lap Dance Girl
Cowboy Thug
Crabhouse Pianist
Crack Addict
Cranky Labor Nurse
Crazed Fan
Crazed Man in Massage Parlor
Crazed Sox Fan
Crazy Hostile Dreadlock Voter
Crazy Inmate
Creamy
Creature #2
Creepy Middle-Aged Man
Creepy Young Man
Crematory Concierge
Crippled Shoeshine Boy
Croatian General
Crony
Crony Wife #2
Crooked Official
Crosswalk Child
Crotch Bite Guy
Cruel Child
Cruel Sergeant
Crying Boy
Crying Bride
Crying Girl
Crying Hippie's Wife
Crying Little Girl
Crying Loser
Crying Man on Street
Crying Nun
Crying Reporter
Crying Skater Boy
Crying Woman
Cuban Businessman
Cuban Dancer
Cuban Nurse
Cuban Officer
Cuban President
Cuban Translator
Curious Cheerleader
Curious Man
Cussing Guy
Customer with Vaseline and Rubber Gloves
Customs Guy
Cute Coed #1
Cute Debutante
Cute Dude at Soulcycle
Cute Girl
Cute Groupie
Cute Guy with Dreads
Cute Hobbit Child
Cute Market Girl
Cute Mother
Cute Naked Girl
Cyclopean Intruder
Cynical Agent
Cynical Cabbie
Czechoslovakian Actor
Dad in Japanese Jail Waiting Room
Dainty Girl
Dairy Man
Damned Man
Dancing Businessman
Dancing Frat Guy
Dancing Lady
Dancing Soldier
Dangerous Woman
Dapper Gent
Dart in Head Guy
Dashing Restaurant Man
Daughter of a Son of a Gunfighter
Dead Assisting Priest
Dead Blonde Woman
Dead Blonde Woman's Husband
Dead Boy on Tree
Dead Boyfriend
Dead Father
Dead FBI Agent
Dead Girl #1
Dead Girl on Tree
Dead Hooker
Dead Iraqi Soldier
Dead Man Begging
Dead Man in the Jacuzzi
Dead Nun
Dead Peasant
Dead Pilot
Dead Priest
Dead Showgirl
Dead Soldier
Deadbeat
Deaf & Blind Cop
Dean's Punk Girlfriend
Deflated Husband
Demented Mongol
Demon (voice)
Demon Hipster Chick
Demon Nun
Demonstration Chant Leader
Depressed Human
Depressed Patient
Deranged Mongol
Derelict
Deserting Father
Desperate Businessman
Desperate Man
Detective Looking Guy
Determined Receptionist
Deviant Husband
Devil Mask Man
Diner Attacker
Dirty Cowboy
Disappointed Recruit
Disapproving Man
Disco Girl
Disgruntled Agent
Disgruntled Cobbler Elf
Disgruntled Customer
Disgruntled Fan
Disgusted Worker
Disheveled Kid
Dismemberment Goblin
Disoriented Gym Patron
Displeased Protestor
Distant Relation
Distinguished Gentleman #1
Distinguished Woman
Distraught Memphis Cop
Distraught Woman
Disturbed Patient on Phone
Doctor Performing Abortion
‘Does This Smell Normal’ Man
‘Does This Smell Normal’ Woman
Dog Boy
Dog Fight Referee
Dog Spa Receptionist
Dog Vendor
Dog Walker's Wife
Dolly Parton Impersonator
Dominican Banger #1
Dominican Priest
‘Don't You Wanna Be Cool’ Kid
Donkey Fluffer
Donkey Shooter
Donut Boy
Doomsday Guy
Dork
Dorky Driver
Douche
Douchebag
Douchebag Bro #2
Dour Fan
Dowager on the Eiffel Tower
Down There!'
Dramatic Woman
Drawing Boy
Dreadlocks Guy
Dream Ghost
Dream Girl
Dream Lady
Dream Nurse
Dream Sequence Gunman
Dream Sequence Hooker
Dreamy Photographer
Drive-By Heckler
Driver Who Hits Chris
Droning Guy
Drugged Out Loser
Drunk at Bar
Drunk Beach Fight Girl
Drunk Cowboy
Drunk Driver
Drunk Dumb Jock
Drunk Guy at Urinal
Drunk Laughing Jock
Drunk Regular
Drunken Doctor
Drunken Hag
Drunken Lady
Drunken Man
Drunken Repeater
Drunken Sailor
Drunken Santa Claus
Drunken Stranger
Drunken Trashy Girl
Dry Cleaner Woman
Dude, Fix Your Face Guy
Dumb Blonde
Dumb Football Player
Dumpster Cop
Dumpster Guy
Dunce on Paris Bus
Dungeon Maitre D'
Dutch Contractor
Dutch Cop
Dutch Dancer
Dying Boy
Dying Man
Dying Old Man
Dysentery
Eager Mongol
Ear Doctor
Ear Guy
East German Guard #1
East German Officer
‘Eat Me’ Boy
Ecstatic Coed
Edwin's Babe
Eel Eater
‘Eew!’ Girl
Effete Executive
Effete Man in Gay Bar
Effete Man's Friend
Egg Boy
Egg Man
Eggs Over Easy
Egyptian Guard
Egyptian Interpol Officer #1
Egyptian Shopkeeper
Egyptian Slave
Elderly Female Chemo Patient
Elderly S&M Enthusiast
Electrocuted Ghost
Elegant Lady
Elegant Man
Elegant Woman
Elevator Business Man
Elevator Man
Elf Quarterback
Elf with Kangaroo
Eli's Egyptian Friend
Elixir Sniffing Customer
Elvis Woman
Embarrassed Mom
Emergency Room Ghost
Emperor Wang's Girl
Employee Fired for Smoking
Enemy Fan
Engineer with Diskette
English Country Town Night Clerk
English Dustbin Lady
English Reporter
English Reporter in Munich Underground
Enormous Asian Man
Enraged Mom
Enthralled Girl
Enthusiastic Man
Eric's Girl
Errol Flynn Look-alike
Escaping Patient
Espresso Man
Estuary Victim
Ethereal Girl
Ethiopian Priest
Euro Trash Vampire
Eurotrash Man
Everyone Else (voice)
Evil Masked Figure
Evil Wagon Driver
Exceedingly Handsome Guy
Excitable Customer
Excited Alien
Excited Woman
Excuse me, there's a line!"
Executed Man
Executed Woman
Executioner
Exhausted Mother
Exorcised Boy
Exorcist Party Goer
Exotic Dancer
Extremely Unattractive Guy
Exuberant Mourner
Eye Bite Victim
Eye Guy
Failed Executive
Failed Operation Corpse
Fake Cop
Fake Dad
Fake Elvis
Fake ID Kid
Fake Judge
Fake Neo
Falling Man
False Craig
Family Friend
Family Man
Family Near Broken Window
Famous Actress Hit by Beer
Fanny Pack Man
Fantasy Baby
Fantasy Secretary
Fantasy Technician
Fantasy Teen
Farm Dog
Farm House Lady
Farting Agent
‘Farting’ Guy
Fastest Duck in the City
Fat Ass
Fat Boy
Fat Clown
Fat Cop
Fat Cowboy
Fat Cynic
Fat Drunk
Fat Faced Goalie
Fat Guy
Fat Guy's Wife
Fat Jack
Fat Jogger in Park
Fat Lady
Fat Lady at Parade
Fat Man
Fat Man Eating an Eclair
Fat Man with Oreos
Fat Man's Friend
Fat Monk
Fat Person
Fat Short Order Cook
Fat Sniper
Fat Teen
Father Heading off to Work
Featured Undead City Walker #7
FedEx Guy
Feet
Feisty Hayseed
Fellow with Disgusting Larva
Fellow Worker
Felton's Minx
Fem-Alien #2
Female Anarchist
Female Corpse on Tarmac
Female Freak
Female in Sex Montage
Female Junkie
Festival Dude
Ficus Guy
fifth mafia 5th Mafia Boss
Fig Lady
Fighter at Horse Arena
Fighting Barfly
Filipino Urchin
Film Class Mopey Girl
Fine Woman
Fire Choreographer
Fired Employee
First Jive Dude
First Sea Lord
First Victim
First Woman in Line
Fish Girl
Fisherwoman's Friend
Flasher Ghost
Flesh Balls
Flirtatious Waiter
Flirting Executive
Flirting Hospital Soldier
Floating Witch
Fluffer
Flustered Man
Flycatching Prisoner
Focus Group Woman
Foot Lady
Football Urchin
Fop
Foreigner Tribute Band Member
Forensics Guy
Forest Nymph
Fourth Robber
Frail Customer
Frantic Mom
Frat Dude
Frat Guy
Frat Guy with Water Gun
Freak #2
Freak Interrupting
Freak with Basketball
Freaked Motorist
Freaky Student
French Artillery Officer
French Auctioneer
French Beach Waitress
French Broadcaster
French Businessman
French Dealer
French Dignitary
French Father on Beach
French Girl on Yacht
French Interpreter
French Japanese Nightclub Patron
French Man
French Mayor
French News Reporter
French Newscaster
French Reporter in Munich Underground
French Ski Instructor
French Taxi Driver
French Ticket Agent
French Trapper
French Waiter
Frenchy's Wife
Freshman Smartass
Friend of Deceased
Friend of Young Deborah
Friendly Bondage Master
Friendly Customer
Friendly Psychopath
Frightened Memorial-Goer
Frightened Mother
Frog Lady
Frog-Eyed Woman
Frozen Body
Frozen Dad
Frozen Pediatric Cardiologist
Frozen Theologist
Frozen Vintage Car Man
Fruit Headdress Woman
F'%# You Boy
F'%# You Girl
F'%# Up #2
F'd Up Dog
Furious Woman
Furniture Man's Wife
Future Scientist
Gag Me Girl
Gala Crooner
Gang Member #3
Gangbanger
Gangly Recruit
Gas Girl
Gasping Man
Gasping Soldier
Gater's Girlfriend
Gaunt Young Man
Gauntlet Man
Gawker #1
Gawky Girl at Party
Gay Bodybuilder
Gay Carpenter
Gay Female Military Type
Gay Friend
Gay Karate Man
Gay Male Military Type
Gay Tourist
Gentleman at Cockfight
Gentleman at Party
Gentleman Caller
German Broadcaster
German Businessman
German Businesswoman
German Goon
German Henchman
German Lieutenant
German Office Receptionist
German Officer
German Politician
German Potato Salad Lady at Deli Counter
German Reporter in Munich Underground
German Scientist
German Soldier
German Tank Commander
German Tour Guide
German's Friend
German's Other Friend
Get a Room Lady
Ghost at Seance
Ghost Girl
Ghostly Image
Ghoul
Giant Bag of Weed
Giant Convict
Giant Man
Giant of a Man
Giant Princess
Gigantic Dude
Giggling Court Lady
Giggling Girl
Giggling Secretary
Giggly Woman
Gimme your wallet"
Girl at Wake
Girl by the Pool
Girl Creeped Out by Malkovich
Girl Cut in Half
Girl Decoy
Girl Hostage
Girl in Blood Bank
Girl in Coffin
Girl in Library
Girl in Shower #3
Girl in the Rain
Girl in Upside Down Bathroom
Girl Mike Hits On #2
Girl Richie Lifts
Girl Smoker
Girl Who Won't Pay
Girl Whose Party It Is
Girl with Braces
Girl with Cow
Girl's Girlfriend
Gives Birth to Egg
Glamorous Assistant
Glaring Man
Glowing Eyes Boy
Go Away Please
Goat Owner
Goateed Latino
God-Like Man
Gold Teeth Man
Golf Player / Sad Man
Good Actor
Good Guy
Good Looking Frat Guy
Good Looking Guy on Plane
Good Morning Man
‘Goodbye Coach’ Kid
Goofy Guy
Goon
Gorgeous Black Girl
Gorgeous Blonde
Gorgeous Wife
Gorgeous Woman
Gossipy Motel Clerk
Granddad Thug
Grandma Death
Graveyard Peeper
Greasy F.B.I. Man
Greasy Man
Greek Boat Captain
Greek Deli Proprietor
Greek Fisherman
Greek Millionaire
Greenpeace Guy
Greeting Card Supervisor
Grenade Goon
Grey Man
Grieving Woman
Grilled Cheese
Grim-Faced Con
Ground Church Mutant
Gruff Smuggler
Gruff Uncle
Grumpy Customer
Grumpy Guy
Grumpy Party Guest
Guaranteed Wholesome DJ
Guatemalan Trucker
Guitar Dude
Gun Enthusiast
Gunned Head
Gunshot Victim
Gus' Leg Double
Guy Being Sucked
Guy Getting Off Train
Guy in Photo
Guy in Toilet
Guy Nearby
Guy on Donkey
Guy Selling Alligator Purse
Guy Throwing Frisbee
Guy Who Says It Will Take Him Only Two Minutes to Have Sex
Guy with Cat
Guy with Clipboard
Haircombing Neighbor
Hairy Man
Hairy-Armed Man
Haitian Ambassador
Haitian Gang Member
Haitian Gardener
Hallucinating Guard
Ham
Hamburger Mom
Hammy Alien
Handcuffed Man
Handlebar Mustache
Handmaiden in Bible Fantasy
Handsome Actor
Handsome Barber Shop Guy
Handsome Father
Handsome Hospital Orderly
Handsome Man at Party
Handsome Pants-Catcher
Handsome Soldier
Handsome Young Man at Diner
Hanged Man
Hangman
Happy Customer
Happy Man
Happy San Franciscan
Hare Krishna Zombie
Harlem Bystander
Harried Woman
Harvey's Girlfriend
Hat Check Girl
Have a Nice Day Stewardess
Hawaiian Dancer
Headless Boy
Headless Man
Headstone Salesman
Heart Attack Performer
Heavy Man
Heavy Set Nurse
Heavyish Woman
Heckler's Date
Helicopter Pilot - there's like thirty of those
Helpful Hawaiian Waiter
Helpful Patrolman
Helpful Person
Henchman
Henchman #2
Henchwoman
Henpecked Husband
Heroic Dog
High Five Guy
High Net Worth Man
High Society Woman
Hindenburg Boy
Hip Exorcist Party Goer
Hippie in Line
Hippie Neighbor
Hippie Prisoner
Hired Killer
Hitchhiking Ghost
Hitler Hitchhiker
Hitman
Hockey Rabbi
Hog Man
Hologram Babe
Hologram Woman
Holographic Woman
Home Owner / Scientist
Homeless Guy in Line
Homeless Vampire
Homeschooled Boy
Hong Kong Beauty
Hood
Hood at Warehouse
Hoodlum
Hooked Hand Dignitary
Hooker in Distress
Hopeful Fighter
Hopscotch Girl
Horned Witch
Horny Guy
Horrible Man
Horse Scooter Woman
Horse Teacher
Hospital Contortionist
Hot Babe on Fire Escape
Hot Dog Girl
Hot Dog-Eating Champion's Son
Hot Female Doctor
Hot Girl
Hot Guy
Hot Indian Girl
Hot Korean Girl
Hot Priest
Hot Teacher
Hot Teenage Girl
Hot Tub Brunette
Hot Waitress
Hot Woman
Hotter Friend
Hottie
Houseboat Cutie
‘Hubba Hubba’ Lady
Huge Aryan
Huge Boy
Huge Guy
Huge Hulking Guy
Huge Man on Plane
Huge Scottish Football Player
Human Cannonball
Human Dartboard
Humanoid Head
Humble Guard
Humming Woman
Hungarian Hood
Husky Biker
Husky Man
Hustler
Hysterical Interviewee
Hysterical Man
Hysterical Woman
I Love Sanity Nurse
‘I'm So High’ Kid
Ice Cold Blonde
Idealized Kissing Wife
Idiot Punk
Ill-Informed Guy
Impatient Driver
Impatient Traveler
Implosion Man
Imposter
Incessant Photographer
Incredible Girl
Incredibly Old Guy
Indecisive Video Customer
Indian Cop
Indian Grocery Clerk
Indian Guide
Indian Hooker
Indian Prince in Movie
Indian Princess in Movie
Indian Reporter
Indian Waiter
Indian Wife
Indonesian Banker
Indonesian Bodyguard
Inept Agent
Inept Archer
Infected Kid
Infected Priest
Infectious Grooves Bassist
Infomercial Nancy
Innocent Bystander
Innocent Looking Man
Innocent Young Man
Inquiring Woman
Insane Bowie Fan
Insinuating Wife
Insolent Official
Intellectual-Looking Woman
Intense Cop
Intense Young Intern
Interested Mom
Interested Onlooker
Internet Expert
Intimidating Cop
Inuit Storyteller
Investor at Party
Iranian Ambassador
Iranian Clerk
Iranian Nuclear Physicist
Iraqi Civilian Man
Iraqi Radio Operator
Iraqi Soldier with Map
Iraqi Tank Major
Irate Driver
Irate Football Parent
Irate Man
Irate Woman in Audience
Irish Henchman
Irish Longshoreman
Irish Mommy
Irish Musician
Ironing Nun
Irresistible Fantasy Screw You Woman
Irresistible Fantasy Woman #3
Israeli Reporter in Munich Underground
Israeli Woman Watching TV
Italian Assassin
Italian Businessman
Italian Guard
Italian Minister
Italian Nurse
Italian Officer
Italian Playboy #3
Italian Punk
Italian Scientist
Italian Shop Keeper
Italian Street Boy
Italian Waiter
Italian Woman at Murder Site
Jabbering Old Man
Jack Nicholson Impersonator
Jacob's Girl
Jaded Cashier
Jaded Piano Player
Jaguar Lady
Jamaican Escort Girl
Japanese Athlete
Japanese Bowler
Japanese Businessman - lots of these
Japanese Businessman #1
Japanese Businessman #2
Japanese Dignitary
Japanese Doctor
Japanese Elevator Guard
Japanese Floaty Girl
Japanese Frog Girl
Japanese Gardener
Japanese Immigration Agent
Japanese Interpreter
Japanese Maitre D'
Japanese Policeman
Japanese Produce Clerk
Japanese Salesman
Japanese School Girl
Japanese Student
Japanese Truck Driver
Japanese Waiter
Japanese Waitress
Jean-Paul's Girl
Jerk
Jerk Driver
Jersey Redhead
Jimmy Carter Look-Alike
Jimmy's Girl
Jive Lady
Jock Girl
Joe's Woman
Jogger Babe #3
Jogging Mom
Jorge's Girlfriend
Ju-Ju Man
Judge Killed by Robot
Juggler Customer
Jump Rope Guy
Just Wants to Dance
Karaoke Woman
Karl's Crony #1
Kenyan Newsreader
Kenyan Runner
Kevin's Other Woman
Kid in Line
Kid Near Andy
Kid with Apple
Kid with Crow Bar
Kid with Gun
Killer in Attic
Killer in Barn
Killer in Record Store
Kissing Man
Kissing Woman in Boat
Kitchen Thug #2
Klansman #1
Kneecapped Bankrobber
Kneeling Veteran
Knuckles
Korean Cab Driver
Korean Captain
Korean Grocer
Korean Guard
Korean Husband
Korean News Anchor
Korean Thug
Korean Vendor
Korean Waiter
Korean Waitress
Lady Asleep
Lady at Book Signing
Lady at Snakerama
Lady Crossing Street
Lady Executive
Lady Flag Burner
Lady in Bahamas
Lady in Ice Cream Shop
Lady in Trance
Lady Motor Cop
Lady of the Lake
Lady Shepherd
Lady with Dachshund
Lady with Dog
Lady with Hair
Lady with Snake
Lady with the Cat
Lanky Private
Lardass Heckler #2
Large Billy Idol Fan
Large Football Player
Large Man
Large Woman
Larynx Nurse
Laughing Boy
Laughing Director
Laundry Person
Lavatory Attendant
Leering Man
Left Nut
Leggy Blonde
Legless Soldier
Legs
Leopard Boy
Letters to Cleo Singer
Liberace Look-a-Like
Library Baby
Library Ghost
Library Girl
Library Goon
Lieutenant Buttocks
Linda's Friend
Linda's Friend in Kitchen
Link's Pouty Dance Partner
Lipstick-Face Demon
Liquid Man #3
Little Boy
Little Boy with Birds
Little Christmas Boy
Little Christmas Girl
Little Ghost Girl
Little Guy's Girlfriend
Little League Announcer's Grandma
Little Screaming Girl
Little Smoking Girl
Living Corpse
Lizard Boy
Lobby Goon
Lobster Man
Lobster Woman
Local Guy
Log Cabin Girl
Loiterer
Lonely Cop
Lonely Guy at Theatre
Lonesome Lieutenant
Long Face Bar Alien
Long Hair Yuppie Scum
Long-Fingered Boy
Loony Woman
Loose Lady
Lost Son
Lotto Man
Loud American Wife
Loud Guy
Loud Kid
Loud Lady
Louder Guy
Loudmouth
Lounge Complainer
Loving Man
Loving Woman
Lowlife #1
Lunatic
Lunatic Band Member
Lynched Man
Macedonian Guard #1
Macho Attorney
Mad Old Man
Main Bad Guy
Make Out Girl
Make Out Guy
Makeup Babe
Making Out
Male Officer in Flashback
Male Robot
Male Sticky Contestant
Malibu Jail Woman
Man at Funeral
Man at Hitler Rally
Man at Museum Post Card Rack
Man at Tar Pit
Man at Taxi Convention
Man Couch Potato
Man Crying
Man Eating Dinner
Man Fighting
Man Flowered Pants
Man Ghost
Man Glassed in Bar
Man in a Hurry
Man in a Suit
Man in Basket
Man in Bathtub
Man in Blue Coat
Man in Bondage
Man in Cage
Man in Christmas Box
Man in Confessional
Man in Dark Suit
Man in Debt
Man in Dryer
Man In Falafel Barn
Man in Fez
Man in Green Jacket
Man in Line
Man in Need of a Shave
Man in Purple Tie
Man in Riot
Man in the Car at the Theater
Man in the Dungeon
Man in the Rain
Man in Tree
Man in Truck
Man in White Coat
Man Killed in Mexican Restaurant
Man Mistaken for Bob Regular
Man Mopping
Man on Crack
Man on Fire
Man Ordering Shots
Man Selling Dog
Man Serving Divorce Papers
Man Shot in Head 3
Man Stealing Cab
Man Under Microscope
Man Uninterested
Man Waiting to Cross
Man Who Cannot Touch Joe
Man Who Gets Shot
Man with a Cough
Man with Bloody Foot
Man with Dog
Man with Duffle Bag
Man with Envelope
Man with Flamethrower
Man with Gift Bag
Man with Goat
Man with Hose
Man with Lighter
Man with Mismatched Eyes
Man with Mustache
Man with Nose Bleed
Man with Pigeons
Man with Prosthetics Playing Guitar
Man with Stutter
Man with the Newspaper
Man with the Raised Eyebrows
Man with Whores
Maniac
Mansion Violinist
Mantis Man
Mariachi Man
Marine That Dies
Martian Girl
Martian Wife
Masturbating Rocker
Math Guy
Matronly Woman
Mature Singles Man
Mature Singles Woman
McReynolds' Girl
Mean Dude
Mean Face
Mean Man on Subway
Mean Mongolian
Meaner Dude
Meanest Dude
Meat Boy
Medieval Kid
Meg Ryan Customer
Melancholy Musketeer
Melon Lady
Memory Child
Men's Room Man
Mercenary in New Suit
Meryl Streep's Posse
Metal Kid
Meth Girl
Mexican at Family Dinner
Mexican Cowboy
Mexican Deejay
Mexican Dignitary
Mexican Dishwasher
Mexican Doctor
Mexican Federale
Mexican Guerilla
Mexican Joust Woman in Chair Smoking
Mexican Maid
Mexican Nun
Mexican Reporter
Mexican Server
Miami Blonde
Miami Brunette
Middle-aged Businessman
Mikey's Dream Friend
Milk Skinned Blonde
Mime Waitress
Miscellaneous Family Member
Miss Potato Famine of 1922
Misshapen Troglodyte
Mitch's Young Blonde
Moaning Girl
Moby Type Kid
Mole Man
Mom in Japanese Jail Waiting Room
Mom in Line
Money Hungry Man
Mongolian Elder
Monotonous Voiced Woman
Monster Dad
Montage Opponent
Moon Man Double
Mooner on Plane
Mop Executive
Morgue Attendant
Moroccan Market Vendor
Moroccan Minister
Morose Old Guy
Mortal Yuppie
Mosh Pit Oaf
Mother and Daughter at Death Feast
Mother Walking By
Mother Who Dated Pricks
Mother Whose Baby is Snatched
Mould Man
Mountain Man
Mountain of Flesh
Mourning Hare Krishna
‘Mouse’ Spouse
Moustacheless Man
Mrs. Fat Man
Muddy's Floozy #2
Mugger
Mugging Victim
Municipal Dump Owner
Murder Bystander
Murdered Waitress
Musclehead
Muscular Boyfriend
Music Lover Guy
Music Nerd
Mustache Boy
Mustached Goon
Mustachioed Anarchist
Mutant
Mutant Biker
Mutant Child
Mute Drummer Boy
MySpace Escort
Mysterious Arabic Woman
Mysterious Woman
Mystery Man
Mystery Woman
Naked Businessman
Naked Guy in Car
Naked Indian
Naked Lady in Car
Naked Woman
Namibian Scientist
NASA Wife
Nasty Man
Nasty Stewardess
Nasty Teller
Natalie's Octopus Brother
Nathan's Corpse
Nativity Instigator
Nazi Goon
Neanderthal
Neanderthal #2
Near Death Patient
Nearby Boy
Nearby Criminal
Nebbishy Husband
Neighbor Lady
Neighbor Man
Neighbor with Roses
Nervous Accountant
Nervous Cheerleader
Nervous Engineer
Neutrogena National Gymnastics Championship Gymnast
Never Called Again" Bar Woman
New Daughter
New Sweet Boyfriend of Mother Who Dated Pricks
New York Guy
Newscaster at Execution
Next Woman in Line
Nice Lady
Nice Lady on Plane
Nice Old Grocery Man
Nicholas's Girl
Nick's Wife
Nigerian Vendor
Night Slasher
Nightclub Lunk
Nightmare Character
911 Nun
1982 Redhead
1950s Policeman
1950s Lady
1949 Cop
1920's Séance Attendee #4
Nipple Confusion Guitarist
Nipples
No Obama Man
No Sideburns
No Sideburns' Friend
‘No’ Manager
Noisy Neighbor
Nordic Blonde
Normal Dad
Norwegian Assassin
Norwegian Witch
Nose Biter
Nosebleed Woman
Nosebleed Woman's Best Friend
Noseless Troglodyte
Nosy Neighbor
Not Denzel
Not Me" Man
Not Professor X
Not Zach
Nude Pomegranate Tory
Nursery Zombie
Oafish Foster Father
Oafish Rankman
Oblivious Mom
Obnoxious Bar Guy
Obnoxious Bus Kid
Obnoxious Customer
Obnoxious Guy
Obnoxious Son
Obnoxious Toddler
Obnoxious Woman in Elevator
Obsequious Executive
Occultist #4
Octopus Ride Operator
Octopus Security Guard
Odor Eater Babe
Offended Customer
Ogling Man
Oingo Boingo Band Member
Old Crone
Old Crusty Man
Old Dead Soldier
Old Dude
Old Duffer
Old Farmer
Old Fisherman
Old Indian
Old Jewish Man
Old Lady
Old Lady Pushing Wheelchair
Old Man
Old Man in Headlights
Old Man in Town
Old Man on Toilet
Old Man on Train
Old Man Under Truck
Old Man with Flowers
Old Mountain Woman
Old Naked Man
Old Pirate
Old Prospector
Old Scientist
Old Timer
Old West Ugly Dude
Old Woman Asked for Lunch
Old Woman in Pajamas
Old Yacht Man
Older Dude
Older Man at Beach Bar
Older Man in Boat
Older Smaller Woman
Older Woman at Beach Bar
Older Woman in Boat
Oldest Lady
Olive's Dead Lover
One Ear
One Eyed Salvadorian
One of Jack's Girls
One-Eyed Informant
One-Legged Man
One-Man Xylophone-Kick Drum Band
One-Night Stand Guy
One-Percenter #1
Onlooker
Orange Suit Man
Orc Hottie at Party
Orc Housewife
Ordinary Guy
Organ Player Clown
Other Apache
Other Cop
Other Cowboy
Other Doctor
Other Fisherman
Other Gorilla
Other Inmate
Other Man at Auction
Other Screaming Girl
Out of Work Actor
Overdressed Lady
Oversharing Man
Overweight Freshman
Overworked Detective
Oyster Man
Pack of Cigarettes
Pageant Yodeler
Pained Man
Painted Lady
Pakistani Chap
Pakistani Chef
Pakistani Proprietor
Palestinian Teacher
Pallbearer
Palsied Lady
Panicky Woman
Pants at Ankles Guy
Pants on Fire Person
Paperclip Guy
Parade Child
Parasol Lady
Parrot Lady
Party Busting Cop
Party Butler Robot
Party Chick
Party Child
Party Guy
Party Wife
Passerby
Passing Scholar
Passing Student
Pathetic Defiant Man
Patient Woman
Peanut Vendor
Pear Juggler
Pedestrian with Cupcake
Peeing Man
Peeing Man Friend
Peeing Man with Dog
Peering Girl on Train
Pencil Machine Operator
Pepper Spray Cutie
Perfect Boy
Perfect Girl
Perfect Mom
Perfect Passenger
Period Blood Girl
Perky Girl
Perky Salesman
Person Digging in the Alley
Peruvian Porter
Pet Activist at Party
Peter Look Alike
Petite Nurse
Pharmacist / Clown
Pharmacy Stoner
Phone Sex Sister
Phys Ed Dweeb
Piano Prodigy
Piano Wholesaler
Piano-playing Policeman
‘Pick Me Up’ Kid
Pickpocket with Six Watches
Pickpocket's Accomplice
Pie Guy
Pie Lady
Pig-Tailed Blonde Server
Pigeon Boy
Pilgrim Man
Pilot Friend
Pimples
Pimply Faced Freshman
Pimply Faced Kid
Piñata Woman
Pinball Cowboy
Pinching Customer
Pine Cone Girl
Pinkberry Executive
Pizza Boy
Pizza Skateboarder
Placid Man
Plainclothes Goon #1
Plate Spinner
Pleading Civilian Woman
Pleading Woman
Plump Blonde
Plump Neighbor
Plump Woman
Polar Bear Woman
Police Officer Who Gets Shot
Policeman Who Takes Statement from Vagrant
Policeman with Theory
Polish Landlady
Polish Officer
Polish Workman
Polite Husband
Political Prisoner
Pomaded Man
Pond Boy
Ponytail Hitman
Pool Hall Creep
Pool Hall Goon
Poolroom Thug #1
Pope
Pork Man
Porno Stage Hand
Posh Lady
Potatoes
Potential Juror #9
Poultry Man
Pouting Boy
Pouting Girl
Pram Woman
Praying Applicant
Praying Man
Praying Soldier
Preacher Murderer
Pregnant Customer
Prehistoric Pregnant Woman
Prehistoric Woman
Premium Fantasy Woman
Presence #3
President's Robot Daughter
Pretty Beach Girl
Pretty Boy
Pretty German Girl
Pretty Girl
Pretty Girl at Shoe Store
Pretty Girl Bowler
Pretty Gym Girl #1
Pretty Hitchhiker
Pretty Lady
Pretty Woman
Pretty Woman in NYC Doorway
Pretty Young Thing at Wedding
Pretty-to-Goth Girl
Priest on the Beach
Primal Man
Princess on Air Mattress
Prisoner
Pro Choice Woman
Professional Woman
Prostate Nurse
Prosthetic Leg Kid
Protestor #2
Provocative Dancer
Psychic Chef
Psycho Blogger
Psycho Guy
Puddle Soldier
Pudgy Guy
Puerto Rican Cafe Waiter
Puerto Rican Housekeeper
Puking Boxer
Punk
Punk Girl in Bank
Punk Receptionist
Punk Rock Guy
Punk Waitress
Purple Lady
Purse Babe #2
Pus Man
Puzzle Nurse
Quack Doctor
Queens Businessman
Question Lady
Quiznos Guy
Rabid Sports Fan
Racist - Spitting Woman
Racist Kid
Racquetball Colleague
Random Amsterdam Stoner
Random Skinhead
Rappin’ White Girl
Rapping Alien
Rat Guard
Rat Man
Rat Vendor
Raver Dude
Ready to Have Sex Girl
Ready to Have Sex's Friend
Real Homeboy
Real Judge
Really Drunk Man
Really Tan Dude
Reaper Who Takes Lulu
Receptionist at Nudist Camp
Red Faced Man
Red Haired Witch
Redhead
Redhead at Tootsie's
Redheaded Fellow
RedHeaded Lady
Redheaded Sex Slave
RedHeaded Teen
Reformed Demon #1
Refugee Dog
Reindeer Girl
Religious Zealot #6
Reluctant Surgeon
Repelled Passerby
Repulsed Strip Club Patron
Retirement Home Assassin
Rhino Wrangler
Rich Gent
Rich Lady
Rich Man
Rich Old Guy
Rich Old Lady
Rich Twit
Rich Woman in Mansion
Right Hand
Ringworm Mother
River Woman
Robot Courtesan
Robot Delivery Man #2
Robot Thief
Rock Bork
Rock Climbing Dude #1
Rocker Dude
Roger's Friend
Romanian Accountant
Rookie Angel
Rotund Drunk
Roughneck #2
RPG Nerd
Rubber Man
Rubik's Cube Boy
Rude Man
Ruined Old Man
Rumor Spreading Executive
Russian Announcer
Russian Bodyguard
Russian Border Guard
Russian Broadcaster
Russian Gangster
Russian Henchman
Russian Interpreter
Russian Lead Officer
Russian Maid
Russian Mechanic
Russian Mobster
Russian Painter
Russian Police Officer
Russian Policeman
Russian Priest
Russian Radio Operator
Russian Scientist
Russian Singer
Russian Soldier
Russian Taxi Driver
Russian Thug
Russian Waitress
Rusty's French Girl
Sacrifice Victim
Sacrificial Snake Girl
Sad Autograph Boy
Sad Drunk
Sad Fat Girl
Sad Looking Girl
Sad Man in Line
Sad Sack
Sad Woman
Sad Woman with Horns
Sailor's Friend
Sales Guy
Salesman with Rubber Duck
Salon Customer #2
Same Shirt Girl
San Francisco Guy
Sandwich Girl
Sandwich Mascot
Sarcastic British Reporter
Sarcastic Cop
Sarcastic Teacher
Sarsaparilla Man
Saudi Translator
Sausage Girl
Save Ferris Singer
Save the Rhino Man
Saved Baby
Saved Woman
‘Say No More’ Woman
Scalp Taker
Scalper
Scamp with Squirt Gun
Scantily Clad Woman
Scared Batter
Scared Girl
Scared Man
Scared Popcorn Man
Scary German Guy
Scary Inmate
Scary Prisoner
Sci Fi Body Suit Girl
Scrabble Man
Scraggly Vagrant
Scrawny Kid
Screaming Casino Woman
Screaming Co-Ed
Screaming Driver
Screaming Driver's Wife
Screaming Fan
Screaming Girl
Screaming Girl Up Aisle
Screaming Girlfriend
Screaming Hunter
Screaming Kid
Screaming Lady
Screaming Loser
Screaming Man
Screaming Mum
Screaming Patient
Screaming Pirate
Screaming Prisoner
Screaming Skier
Screaming Soldier
Screaming Supermarket Baby
Screaming Teen
Screaming Woman
Screaming Woman at Fire
Scuzzy Kid
Sea Monster
2nd Whore
Second Asian Man
Second Man
Second Protestor
Second Victim
Second Woman
Secret Service Thug #2
Security Guard with Lobsters
Seedy Bar Patron
Seedy Biker
Seizure Customer
Selena's Astral Image
Self-Conscious Bridesmaid
Semen Man
Sensitive Moviegoer
Serious Woman
70 Year Old Waiter
Sewage Plant Manager
Sewer Monster
Sewer Thug #1
Sex Addiction Group Member
Sex Offender #3
Sex Slave Girl
Sex Slave with Blond Partner
Sexaholic
Sexy Blonde
Sexy Businesswoman
Sexy Girl
Sexy Neighbor
Sexy P.A.
Sexy Pregnant TV Star
Sexy Santa Stripper
Sexy Senior Bowler
Sexy Sister
Sexy Waitress
Sexy Woman
Shabby Woman
Shadow Boy
Shady Character Outside Strip Joint
Shady Guy
Shady Lady
Shady Private Investigator
Shakespeare Girl
Shaky Alcoholic Lawyer
Sharing Husband
Shave Customer Slit Throat
Sheepish Security Guard
Shirt Factory Supervisor
Shivering Man
Shocked Restaurant Patron
Shocked Woman
Shoe-Spotting Intern
Short Wife
Shotgun Dude
Shotgun Toter
Shoulders
Shouting Fan
Shouting German Officer
Shouting Patient
Shouting Prole
Shower Girl
Shredded Wheat Man
Shut-Up Lady
Shy Waiter
Sickly Nerd
Silver Suit Man
Simone's Gang #2
Singer at Gravesite
Singing Bush (voice)
Singing Kangaroo
Singing Lady
Singing Prisoner
Singing Soldier
Singing Vigilante
Sister Fetus
60 Year Old Man
Skanky Dealer
Skate Punk Guy
Skating Orderly
Skeptical Father
Skiing Customer
Skinhead
Skinny Prisoner
Skype Son
Slacker
Slapped Man
Slapping Brunette
Sleepover Friend
Sleepy Girl
Sleepy Time Boy
Slick Guy
Slicked-Hair Man
Slimy Guy
Slimy Lawyer
Slob Child
Slow Clapper
Slow Recruit
Small Drunk
Small Guy
Small Liar
Small Ponytail
Small Son
Small Woman's Friend
Smarmy Old Man
Smart Guy
Smiling Man
Smiling Receptionist
Smug Intern
Smug Kid
Snaggle Tooth Monk
Snake Bite Lady
Snake Oil Salesman
Snapple Girl
Snatched Baby
Snobby Saleswoman
Snot Kid
Sobbing Girl
Sobbing Nun
Sobbing Technician
Sobbing Woman
Soccer Playing Sherpa
Social Security Man
Society Man
Society Woman
Soda Machine Man
Sodomized Cop
Soft Mick
Soft-Voiced Woman
Software Dude
Soldier - Death Throes
Soldier in Mist
Soldier Who Finds Elisabeth
Soldier Who Gets Slapped
Soldier Who Sees Ape
Solemn Anarchist
Some Asshole
Some Farmer
Some Guy
Soon to Be Dead Man #3
Sort of Weird Guy
Soup Lady
Sourpuss Immigration Man
South African Reporter
South American V.I.P.
South Korean Scientist
Southern Gentleman
Space Babe
Space People Eat My Mom And Dad
Spanish Bartender
Spanish Captain
Spanish Dignitary
Spanish Nurse
Spanish Official
Spanish Parkgoer
Spanish Reporter in Munich Underground
Special Effects Man
Spectator
Spectator / Soda Thrower
Speedo Guy
Sperm
Spinster #3
Spooked Memphis Cop
Spooky Hotel Bartender
Sport Magazine Guy
Sports Car Man
Spot the Dog
Spotty Man
Squabbling Husband
Squat Old Lady
Squealing Girl in Parking Lot
Squid Man
Squirrely Assistant
Stabbed Gambler
Stable Boy
Stern Nurse
Steve's Girl
Stolen Pencil Case Girl
Stomach Operator
Stoned Boy
Stoned Motorcycle Cop
Stoner Guy #1
Straggler
Strange Lady
Stranger on Train
Strangled Deputy
Street Crony
Street Dude
Street Person
Stretchy Boy
Stringy Haired Woman
Strip Club Pervert
Strung-Out Guy
Stuck Up Girl
Studious Coed
Studliest Kid at Bar Mitzvah
Stuffy Old Guy
Stun Gun Girl
Stunning Woman
Stunt Baby
Subpoena Man
Suburban Businessman
Subway Ghost
Subway Rat Woman
Sudoku Man
Suicidal Freshman
Suicide Man
Suicide Nurse
Sullen Warder
Sunburned Old Man
Sunburned Sailor
Sunset Corpse
Super Hot Giant Alien
Supermarket Stud
Surf Nazi #5
Surfer Dude
Surgeon in Nightmare
Surprised Neighbor
Swamp Village Chief
Swarthy Cop
Swarthy Man
Sweater Dog Lady
Sweater Friend
Sweater Guy
Sweating Cop at Massage Parlor
Sweaty Dealer
Swedish Chef
Sweet Kid
Sweet Man
Sweet Old Lady with Dog
Swiss Businessman
Swiss Guardsman
Sword Salesman
Taco Bell Entertainer
Talking Joint
Tall Husband
Tall Indonesian Banker
Tall Memphis Cop
Tall Witch
Tap Dancing Classmate
Tarzan's Girl
Tattooed Kidnapper
Tattooed Man at Factory
Tattooed Torturer
Taunting Classmate
Tavern Lad
Teacher with Carrot
Teen Babe #1
Teen Bystander
Teenage Cowboy
Teenage Cyborg
Teenage Ostrich Girl
Tenement Murderer
Tenement Snitch
Terminated Employee
Terrible Liar Girl
Terrified Gal
Terrified Solder
Thanks for the loan, Mr. Thompson"
The Abused Neighbor
The Accountant
The Alien
The Blonde
The Bunny
The Cheater
The Chestnut Vendor
The Confused Golfer
The Crying Man
The Deformed Man
The Devil (voice)
The Dog
The Egg Man
The Erotic Connoisseur
The Fat Man
The Fat One Who Sweats a Lot
The Frantic Lady
The Frog
The Future
The Gal at the Piano
The Guy
The Guy at the Piano
The Helpful Sailor
The Kansas Runaway
The King of Dry Cleaning
The King of Sweden
The Lady
The Lying Woman
The Man With the Big Hat
The Marine's Sister
The Minotaur
The Moper
The Mute Invalid
The Nervous Man
The Old Whore
The Other Thief
The Pope
The Predator / Helicopter Pilot
The Pushy Reporter
The Quiet Man
The Redhead
The Soup Snatcher
The Squat Man
The Stomach
The Strawberry Alarm Clock
The Thief
The Vegetable
The Wench
The Zany Reporter
Theater Dork
Therapy Businessman
Thermometer Boy
Thermostat Girl
Thin Cop
Thin Grizzled Man
13-Year-Old Boy in Bar
Those We Don't Speak Of
3 Card Monty Chump
Three Headed Devil
Three-Breasted Woman
Three-Card Monte Victim
Thug
Thug with Yo-Yo
Thug's Girlfriend
Thuggish Constable
Ticket Scalper
Timid Crewmember
Timid Girl
Timid Woman
Tina Turner Impersonator #4
Tinder Boy
Tiny Freshman
Tiny Henchman
Tiny Old Man
Tiny Shorts Guy
Tiny Woman
Tipsy Cop
Tire Thief
Toe-Sucking Girl
Toilet Man
Tom's Other Wife
Tommy's Girlfriend at Copa
Tongue Giant
Toothbrush Girl
Toothless Arab
Toothless Carnie
Toothless Cheerleader
Toothless Cowboy
Toothless Cripple
Toothless Flower Girl
Toothless Gambler
Toothless Gardener
Toothless Man
Toothless Merchant
Toothless Redneck
Toothless Woman
Topless Angel
Topless Customer
Topless Student
Tortoise Lady
Tortured Pink Girl
Tough #3
Tough Boy
Tough Female Customer
Tough Girl
Tough Guy
Tough-Looking Guy
Towel Boy
Trailer Grandma
Tree
Tropical Fish Lady
Troubled Guy
Truck Driver's Buddy
Trumpet Kid
TSA Zombie
Tuna Salad Guy
Turkey Man
Turkey Sandwich
Turkish General
Turkish Guard
Turkish Prisoner
Turned On Man
Turned On Woman
Tweaker
Tweaker Teen #2
Twelve Fingered Pianist
Twitchy Corporal
Twitchy Dealer
Twitchy Suspect
two thousand $2500 Man
Two-Fingered Man
Tycoon
UFO Abductee
Ugly Staffer
Ugly Waiter
Ukranian Prisoner
Ukranian Train Passenger
Ukulele Playing Soldier
Ultrasound Baby
Umbrella Guy
Uncomfortable Waitress
Undead Gaudy Hooker
Undead Little Girl
Undead Stripper #2
Undercover Bum
Undercover Domino Player
Undercover Hooker
Ungainly Swimmer
Unimpressed Woman
Union Station Woman
Unlucky Bastard
Unpopular 80s Boy
Unshaven Thug
Upper West Side Lady
UPS Guy
Upset Passenger
Uptight Mom
Uptight Mommy
Uptight Neighbor
Uptight Woman
Urinal Boy
Vampire Doorman
Vampire Neighbor
Vampire Pianist
Vampire Trophy Wife
Very Dumb Football Player
Very Large Man
Very Old Man
Viagra Sample Nurse
Victory Party Celebrity Soldier
Videogame Babe
Vietnamese Artist
Vietnamese Jesus
Villain A
Vineyard Cutie
Violent Wife
Violinist at Death Feast
Virtual Girlfriend
Virtual Psychiatrist
Virtual Reality Woman
Vito's Girlfriend
Vodka Lady
Vomit Creature
Vomit Reporter
Wafflebot (voice)
Waggish Tourist
Wailing Mourner
Wailing Woman
Waiting Customer
Waltzing Crab Patron
Wanking Man
Wanna Get High Guy
Warlord's Daughter
Warrior Alien
Wasp Woman
Wasted Guy
Water Glass Virtuoso
Water Man
Watermelon Girl
Watermelon Guy
Waxing Lady
Waxworks Proprietor
Wealthy Dowager
Weathered Human
Wedding Baby
Wedding Bagpiper
Weeping Woman
Weird Dude
Weird Guy with Monster Truck
Weird Old Man
Well Dressed Man
Well-Endowed Wife
Werewolf Wrangler
Wet Cinema Patron
Wet T-Shirt Girl
What The Boy
‘Where's the Beef’ Girl
Whipped Miner
Whispering Gallery Lady
Whispering Guest at Masked Party
Whispering Man
Whispering Woman
Whistling Girl
Whistling Lunatic
White Guy 5
White Haired Gentleman
White Shorts
White Supremacist Girl
Whoop Boy
Wife of Angry Man #3
Wife of Driver
Wife of Horse Husband
Wife of Hugh Glass
Wife of Man with Prosthetics
Wig Salesman
Wilson's Other Dad
Windbag
Window Boy
Window Yeller
Winking Dancer
Wiseass Comic
Wiseguy
Witch #4
Woman at Burning Villa
Woman at Confession
Woman at Funeral
Woman at Pancake Counter
Woman at Poker Game
Woman at Smorgasbord
Woman at Tar Pit
Woman Being Interviewed
Woman Buying Videotapes
Woman Cop Behind Desk
Woman Couch Potato
Woman Crying
Woman from Pasadena
Woman Ghost
Woman Giving Statement
Woman in Bed
Woman in Christmas Shop
Woman in Fancy Dress
Woman in Green
Woman in Line
Woman in Pie Contest #1
Woman in Porsche
Woman in the Puppet Theatre
Woman Mourning Helen - I'm still alive, it's OK
Woman on Balcony
Woman on Bridge
Woman on the News #2
Woman Shot in the Head
Woman Trampled
Woman Under Ray's Car
Woman Who Bought Television
Woman Who Looks Nothing Like Jordana
Woman Whose Car Gets Stolen
Woman with Bucket
Woman with Champagne
Woman with Pen
Woman with Red Pillow
Woman with Soup
Women in Line
Woody Allen Lookalike
Working Class Bar Patron
World's Greatest Dad
Wounded Kid
Wounded Player
Wrong Kid in Alley
Yelling Cop
Yelling Kid
Yellow Shirt
‘Yes’ Executive
Yet Another Aide
Yet Another Anchorman
Yet Another Girl
Yo-Yo Boy
Yogurt Man
Young Aristocrat
Young Attractive Woman
Young Cowboy
Young Crone
Young Henry's Older Brother
Young Hot Girl
Young Hot Guy
Young Psycho
Young Raptor Handler
Young Revolutionary
Young Woman Sacrifice
Youthful Anarchist
YouTube Guy
Yuppie Dad
Yuppie Girl
Yuppie Hostage
Yuppie in Corvette
Yuppie with Squeaky Shoes
Zestfully Clean Woman
Zit Boy
Zombie Clown #10
Zombie Dad
Zombie Decapitated by Teddy Roosevelt
Zombie Killed by Garden Rake
and
Zombie Patient.
Those are a lot of the people in the credits of films whose characters do not have names.
You can hear more of me on some other podcasts. I’m on a recent episode of Random Pursuit, playing Trivial Pursuit from a huge collection of editions of Trivial Pursuit, some of which I am better adapted to than others. And I’m on the new episode of our pallusionist Shedunnit, the show about golden age detective fiction, and we’re talking about the Dorothy L. Sayers murder mystery The Unpleasantness at the Bellona Club. Isn’t ‘unpleasantness’ quite the euphemism for a murder? Even if you haven’t read the book, it’s always a very fine show to listen to.
Hear Shedunnit and Random Pursuit in the podplaces where you podseekers find your podcasts.
Your randomly selected word from the dictionary today is…
haecceity, noun, philosophy: 1. the quality of a thing that makes it unique or describable as this (one). 2. individuality.
Try using ‘haecceity’ in an email today.
This episode was produced by me, Helen Zaltzman. The music is by Martin Austwick; get his songs at palebirdmusic.com and listen to his podcasts Song By Song and Neutrino Watch. Huge thanks to Jez Burrows for allowing me to use his work, buy his books And Introducing and Dictionary STories, you can find him and his work at jezburrows.com.
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