Listener Ella wrote to say:

Listening to the c-bomb episode and thought you might enjoy my "as offensive as possible" inner lip tattoo (if you can even decipher it). Contrary to this photo, I'm actually a rather upstanding citizen with a professional job.

Bold! And the clever thing is, if you ever grow weary of having a Category A swear word inside your mouth, it's only a few prods of the pen to turn it into 'Aunt'. A touching tribute to a beloved female relative. (Though if it had been my own aunt, the transformation would have been the other way round.)